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Doesn’t the stew look awesome? (and we all know it tastes great)

Written by Expy - Published on April 23, 2009

Random Thoughts

I’ve been told a couple of times that we don’t give enough 3.x love around here.

You know what?  It’s true.

I’ll try to do a little 3.x, or at least more system-less stuff.  And, um, well, let’s 3.x some love right now – leave your best D&D3.x pickup lines in the comments! The best pickup line wins 2 sets of dice! I’ll go first:

  • “Do you have the ride skill?” or “Let’s do it slow and take 20!”

Mini love

And while we’re talking about D&D love, I would encourage everyone in need of laughter (or at least chuckles) to read Geek’s Dream Girl’s “Minis Seeking Love” articles.  Great stuff.

Gnome Stew gets a new look!

The gnomes have been hard at work! The ever-useful game master blog Gnome Stew has a brand new look!  Watch out – it is sizzling hot – they kept the clean, easy-to-navigate elements of the old design and made everything better.

Also, the gnome are very close to 2,000 daily RSS readers, so when you go their site make sure you subscribe to the Gnome Stew RSS feed.  I personally choose the email subscription and get articles from them in my inbox almost every day – I’m a big fan.

Campaign Mastery milestone

I was talking to Johnn Four yesterday. Johnn is THE authority in GMing thanks to his weekly Roleplaying Tips newsletter that has been delivered since 1999.  He also runs the Campaign Mastery Blog. I don’t believe Johnn advertises his RSS subscriber numbers but he told me he got to 1,000, which is incredible since the website has only been up for 6 months!

So… What I want to say is that I’m a fan of Campaign Mastery and the site offers to RSS email subscription (right on their homepage).

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Meet Expy The Red Dragon

Expy is the mascot for DungeonMastering.com and the real mastermind behind Expy Games. He likes to hoard treasure, terrorize neighbors, burn down villages, and tell white dragon jokes..

No matter how fearful the legends claim dragons are, they always end up being defeated in 5 rounds by adventuring parties they encounter. That’s what dragons are – experience points for the heroes in your Dungeons & Dragon party. And this mascot is no different, hence the name Expy.

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29 Responses to “Doesn’t the stew look awesome? (and we all know it tastes great)”
  1. Awww, thanks for the love on the minis love!! :)

  2. Yax says:

    @GDG: You’re welcome. (no pickup line from the connoisseur?)

  3. Jon says:

    “Why don’t you come back to my place to see my Rod of Lordly Might?”
    Can easily be exchanged for: Immovable Rod, Extend, Maximize, Empower, Enlarge, Thunder & Lightning and those are just the DMG ones.

  4. Adrian says:

    Hi, I’m a Kenku, you get more when I assist you…


  5. Adrian says:

    Would you like a demonstration of my ranks in slight of hand?

  6. greywulf says:

    “Hey baby. Wanna learn how to grapple?”

  7. Scott says:

    You: Did it hurt?
    Her: Did what hurt?
    You: When you fell from the Blessed Fields of Elysium.

  8. Chrispysurfer says:

    Is that my extraordinarilly high perception or are you happy to see me?

  9. “My prestige class is Amazing Lover.”

    “I bet you didn’t know there was a feat for Awesome.”

    “I have maxed skill ranks and skill focus in ‘making you happy’.”

  10. Scott says:

    Turn to the girl next to you in a bar and ask… “Excuse me, did you just cast Power Word Stun on me or are you just gorgeous?

  11. NeoWolf says:

    “I hope your constitution score is as high as mine!”

  12. Martin Ralya says:

    Thanks for the gnome love, Yax! We’re loving the new design, and it’s gotten good feedback from our readers.

    And I can safely say that all nine gnomes are eagerly awaiting the day when we wake up and find we’ve crossed our 2,000-subscriber milestone. ;-)

  13. Scott says:

    “Do you have a little gnome in you? Would you like some?”

  14. Tim says:

    the druid says: I’ve got wood! Would you like to see it?

  15. “Let me show you another way to Level.”
    “You’re so beautiful I had to make a will save not to propose.”
    “With Charisma like that you must be a Sorceress.”
    “I just took Leadership, want to be my cohort?”

  16. Brenton says:

    “Hey, do you want to spend all night learning the rules for grappling?”

    “With that Power Attack of Love, you can Cleave right through my heart.”

    “Want to see my Rod of Lordly Might? If you push the right button, it might extend.”

    “Hey man, are you the kind of guy that casts Rainbow Pattern on me?”

    “Hey gal, I cast Find the Path to pleasure, and it led me to you.”

    “I always use my Extra Turning feat in bed.”

    “Oh yeah! I don’t need you! I took the Self-Sufficient feat!”

  17. GMSarli says:

    “Is that Daern’s Instant Fortress in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

  18. My fave line is from The Guild (season 1)…. I forget the exact words, but Zaboo asks Codex if he can put his wizard staff in her mana pool. :)

  19. Kevin Richey says:

    I can show you how high eight ranks of Rope Use can go.

  20. Sektor says:

    ‘You’re eyes are so bright, you probably don’t need a sunrod in the dark’
    ‘Not even your mirror images would look as good as you’
    ‘Oh my darling, cast Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the rod if the answer is no’

    And the obligatory naughty one:
    ‘When I first saw you, part of me turned flesh to stone’

  21. Yax says:

    Haha! Great lines everyone! I have a few favorites. It’s going to be hard to choose – I might have to send out multiple prizes…

  22. MageMirin says:

    “Wow, you’re hotter than the girls in the 1st ed monster manual! Any you’re not even naked!”

  23. MageMirin says:

    Erg, make that “And you’re”

  24. Jon says:

    On a related note:
    There are certain spells that might be useful if the pick-up line actually work:
    – Mage Hand
    – Grease
    – Enlarge and Reduce
    – True Strike
    And, if you want to go for the Japanese version: Spike Growth

  25. Jon says:

    Funny when you think of another just as you close the browser…

    “Hope you’ve maxed out Handle Animal ’cause you’ll need it if we get together”

    “I’m a dragon, wanna make out?” – Works always

  26. Belexes says:

    Hi, I’m an adventurer, and my party seeks one such as yourself. Interested? Lay down and I’ll fill you in the details.

  27. GroovyTaxi says:

    ”You really don’t look your age” works anytime with elves.
    ”I thought your Fascination skill was a passive effect.”
    ”I have a skill that’s just like Berserk rage. It’ll make you scream, and then I’ll be tired.”

  28. Delf says:

    “I may not have a great sword, but I’ve got Weapon Finesse.”

  29. Yax says:

    Thanks for all the entries. I’m taking the week-end off and announcing the winners on Monday April 27

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