Comments on: Doesn’t the stew look awesome? (and we all know it tastes great)

By: Yax

Yax — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:26:02 +0000

Thanks for all the entries. I’m taking the week-end off and announcing the winners on Monday April 27

By: Delf

Delf — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:43:20 +0000

“I may not have a great sword, but I’ve got Weapon Finesse.”

By: GroovyTaxi

GroovyTaxi — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:49:18 +0000

”You really don’t look your age” works anytime with elves.
”I thought your Fascination skill was a passive effect.”
”I have a skill that’s just like Berserk rage. It’ll make you scream, and then I’ll be tired.”

By: Belexes

Belexes — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:55:56 +0000

Hi, I’m an adventurer, and my party seeks one such as yourself. Interested? Lay down and I’ll fill you in the details.

By: Jon

Jon — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:37:04 +0000

Funny when you think of another just as you close the browser…

“Hope you’ve maxed out Handle Animal ’cause you’ll need it if we get together”

“I’m a dragon, wanna make out?” – Works always

By: Jon

Jon — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:33:20 +0000

On a related note:
There are certain spells that might be useful if the pick-up line actually work:
- Mage Hand
- Grease
- Enlarge and Reduce
- True Strike
And, if you want to go for the Japanese version: Spike Growth

By: MageMirin

MageMirin — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:30:51 +0000

Erg, make that “And you’re”

By: MageMirin

MageMirin — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000

“Wow, you’re hotter than the girls in the 1st ed monster manual! Any you’re not even naked!”

By: Yax

Yax — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:24:46 +0000

Haha! Great lines everyone! I have a few favorites. It’s going to be hard to choose – I might have to send out multiple prizes…

By: Sektor

Sektor — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:43:33 +0000

‘You’re eyes are so bright, you probably don’t need a sunrod in the dark’
‘Not even your mirror images would look as good as you’
‘Oh my darling, cast Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the rod if the answer is no’

And the obligatory naughty one:
‘When I first saw you, part of me turned flesh to stone’