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Monday morning speedlinking – combat edition

Written by Expy - Published on December 17, 2007

It’s Monday morning and you’re thinking about lacing your coffee with amphetamines because coffee just won’t cut it. Don’t do it! You don’t have to be productive. You can check out these links instead of working:

Have a great day at work!

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Meet Expy The Red Dragon

Expy is the mascot for DungeonMastering.com and the real mastermind behind Expy Games. He likes to hoard treasure, terrorize neighbors, burn down villages, and tell white dragon jokes..

No matter how fearful the legends claim dragons are, they always end up being defeated in 5 rounds by adventuring parties they encounter. That’s what dragons are – experience points for the heroes in your Dungeons & Dragon party. And this mascot is no different, hence the name Expy.

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One Response to “Monday morning speedlinking – combat edition”
  1. Robert says:

    Something on the Treasure Tables reminded me of something from years back. The DM was adding colour to the fight scene…

    DM: The goblin swings widely at your torso, but it deflects of your shield.

    Me: I don’t have a shield – I’m using a longspear to poke the spellcasters.

    DM: Oh, then take 1d8+2 damage.

    Me: Hmmm, that’s me asleep at -1.

    I’m sure that there’s a lesson to learned here.

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