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D&D Sunday morning quiz: Monsters!
Written by Yax - Published on January 27, 2008

Here’s another installment of the Sunday morning D&D quiz. There’s only 5 months left before the 4th edition of Dungeons & Dragons is published so all the DMs out there should be at their storytelling apex.

Here’s a concrete way to test your knowledge of the finer details of the game.

This week’s quiz - D&D monsters!

What is a roper?

  • An evil stalagmite
  • An evil tree
  • An evil rope
  • Someone who uses ropes

How many legs does a Digester have?

  • 2
  • 4
  • 8
  • 2d6

Which creature has the most HPs?

  • Wolf
  • Winter Wolf
  • Dire Wolf
  • Worg
  • What?

Are owlbears scary?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends on your level

How big does a dragon need to be to use a tail sweep?

  • Large
  • Huge
  • Gargantuan
  • Bigger than its victim

Which feats does the Gorgon have?

  • Improved Natural Armor, Multi Attack
  • Alertness, Improved Initiative, Iron Will
  • Fly By Attack, Hover, Weapon Finesse
  • I had at least one girlfriend/boyfriend in the last 10 years

What the hell is a Girallon?

  • A fire-breathing worm
  • A bear with hooves
  • A gorilla with 4 arms
  • I hate girallons. We fought so many of them I can’t even think about them anymore.

How many face tentacles do Mind Flayers have?

  • 4
  • 6
  • 8
  • 20

How great is Dungeon Mastering?

  • It’s just great.
  • It’s awesome.
  • It’s uber-awesome.
  • It’s red-dragon-awesome.

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  1. Adalore
    12:35 am on January 27th, 2008

    64% whoorah.

    a roper is a tree right? :p

  2. Yax
    12:46 am on January 27th, 2008

    I’ll post the answers later this week. I’m sorry to make you wait. Until then you can always grab a copy of the Monster Manual 3.5. That’s where I took all the answers.

  3. Bert
    12:53 am on January 27th, 2008

    50%? I got pwned by the quiz.

  4. Sandrinnad
    1:20 am on January 27th, 2008

    72%? cool!

    Though I’m a little hurt that you’re excluding us gaming girls from an amusing out of the Gorgon question :)

  5. Yax
    1:30 am on January 27th, 2008

    @Sandrinnad:
    I edited the question. :)

  6. Michelle
    1:35 am on January 27th, 2008

    25%. Not bad for someone who doesn’t play d&d.

  7. Sandrinnad
    2:02 am on January 27th, 2008

    @Yax
    cool :D
    off to test it out!

  8. Bob
    4:31 am on January 27th, 2008

    is there a reason the total is over 100%?

  9. Russell
    9:01 am on January 27th, 2008

    So what are the correct answers?

  10. SunShadow
    9:23 am on January 27th, 2008

    94%!!!

  11. arokiry
    2:15 pm on January 27th, 2008

    I believe that I was duped. The last quiz clearly indicated that the last answer was right on each one, I think that it is unfair to move around where the correct answers are!

  12. Yax
    4:46 pm on January 27th, 2008

    @Bob:

    The reason you can score over 100% is that Dungeon Mastering uses profiling tools to adjust the score. How fast you take the test, how much you love red dragons, and if you are one with the internet at the moment you take the test - it all affects your score and can push it over 100% or under 0%.

    @Russell:

    I’ll post the answers soon.

    @Arokiry

    You were indeed duped. In your face! :)

  13. Cbow
    6:54 pm on January 27th, 2008

    103% WOOT!! and i havent made it past 3rd edition yet

  14. Graham
    2:02 am on January 28th, 2008

    Hooray, the scoring system is completely random.

    I clicked back and submitted the same answers again. My score changed from 65% to 75% to 73% to 62%…

    Screwy!

    And a roper is a stalagmite, not a tree. Yet tree gives you more points. From the MM: “This creature looks much like a natural stalagmite”

  15. Yax
    2:26 am on January 28th, 2008

    All right… The truth has to come out. I have boasted about my state-of-the-art profiling. But I don’t really profile anything. I just coded a randomized algorithm.

    That being said… The correct answer to question number 1 is that a roper is an evil stalagmite. You always a better chance of scoring high if you get all the right answers. I can’t give too many details about the “profiling” process though.

  16. Graham
    2:59 am on January 28th, 2008

    Every right answer is worth 2d6%?

  17. Jonathan Drain's D&D Blog
    8:58 am on January 28th, 2008

    118%, nice!

  18. Yax
    12:55 pm on January 28th, 2008

    @Graham:

    I was not smart enough to come up with a 2d6 or 2d8 per good answer algorithm. It’ a great idea.

    @Mr. Drain:

    That’ why you’re THE d20 source!

  19. Scott
    6:51 am on January 29th, 2008

    Wow.. for a second there I was going to be happy with my %55 percent.. but, it turns out that they quiz gives pitty points??? I’m crushed! ;-)

  20. Yax
    3:00 pm on February 9th, 2008

    What is a roper?
    An evil stalagmite

    How many legs does a Digester have?
    2

    Which creature has the most HPs?
    Winter Wolf

    Are owlbears scary?
    Many good answers

    How big does a dragon need to be to use a tail sweep?
    Gargantuan

    Which feats does the Gorgon have?
    Alertness, Improved Initiative, Iron Will

    What the hell is a Girallon?
    A gorilla with 4 arms

    How many face tentacles do Mind Flayers have?
    4

  21. Ariannos
    4:51 pm on November 16th, 2008

    I’m pretty sure that a Gorgon can not fly. So Hover and FlybyAttack are the most ovious.
    I need to see the right answer. Only got 72%

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