D&D Sunday morning quiz: Plot Hooks!

• I watch the show, then go to the tavern to look for a plot hook.
• I attack the powerful evil monsters.
• I ask the bard to be useful for once and make a Gather Information roll.
• I try to score backstage passes.

The stars have been rearranging themselves at night, frustrating navigators and astrologers alike. Even stranger, new constellations have been forming which resemble items and places known to you. What do you do?

• I go about my day as usual. The world revolves around my party so nothing bad can happen.
• I find mobs to kill so I can gain a few levels and cast Plane Shift. I want to get out of Dodge.
• I sell my boat.
• I go to the local tavern to look for a plot hook.

A new and vicious disease is spreading through the city’s slums, eventually turning those it infects into mindless undead. Whole areas of the city have fallen to these infectious monstrosities. What do you do?

• Are chainsaws and shotguns available? They’re really useful against zombies.
• I leave town for 28 days.
• I stop insulting the party cleric.
• I go to the local tavern to look for a plot hook.

A powerful mercenary is retiring and selling her sizable (read: army-sized) collection of magical arms and armor in a big open-air all-are-welcome auction. What do you do?

• Arbitrage
• I attack
• I go to the local tavern to look for a plot hook.

In a large city, civil unrest has broken out due to an unexpected marriage between a hedge knight and the daughter of a major lord. What do you do ?

• Is the daughter hot? (Or is the knight hot?)
• I raid stores during the riots
• I try to find the lovebirds and talk to them.
• I go to the local tavern to look for a plot hook.

Are you a DM, a player, or both ?

• DM
• Player
• Both

How great is Dungeon Mastering? (Is the conditioning working yet? By now I’m sure everyone always answers red-dragon-awesome, right?)

• It’s just great.
• It’s awesome.
• It’s uber-awesome.
• It’s red-dragon-awesome.