Comments on: What’s that in your face?

By: Blingwraith

Blingwraith — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:56:31 +0000

Dan: You take 20d6 points of lightning damage…

Sean: I can take that.

Dan: …times 3.

Sean: Oh.

By: Rosie

Rosie — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:40:35 +0000

I myself have a beautiful little bronze Dragon and to tell the truth she is just a bitch…so I know how annoying they can be.

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By: draconius

draconius — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:05:22 +0000

now, what i want to know is where the silver dragons are, are who they fraternize with. they’re all kinds of sexy. yeah, the golds can breathe fire, but ice is cool, and i bet their lairs are the shiniest of all, what with the glassy ice reflecting their horde, and silver being the most reflective metal and all… pretty… shiney… oooohh…

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:29:43 +0000

That’s… that’s just bad! :)

Here I was, reading it up, wondering about the underlying issues and Bang I got hit by the Punchline!

Ohhhh, 1d4 INT damage! Need potion of Restoration fast.

By: Yax

Yax — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:57:18 +0000

Yeah. You’re right! :)

In any case… If I were a green, I wouldn’t get close to a red. I’d end up with brown baby dragons anyway. Not good.

By: Stûnibu

Stûnibu — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:43:23 +0000

One would presume that he would ahve dictated it to Yax who would type, this way he couldnt just bitch bout reds being the best because Yax has the control :P am i rite??

That green sure sound like a laim try hard, thinking he good enough for a red :P

By: Pal Mercy

Pal Mercy — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:09:20 +0000

Wait a second? Dragons can write? Do they have medieval voice recognition software? Cuz they sure don’t have fingers…