By Yax -
August 3, 2008 -
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D&D Sunday Morning Quiz – Combat
DNDSMQ August 3, 2008 – D&D Sunday Morning Quiz – Combat
This week the quiz is easy. If you don’t pass please consider taking a day off from work to read the PHB or play D&D!
All answers from the 4th edition PHB
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Arete



“Are you a shapeSHIFTer? Because you seem more beautiful every time I look at you.”
“You must not be PUSHy, because I’m feeling a strong PULL in your direction.”
“I’m like a slime-mold attracted to beauty, and I’m SLIDING in your direction.”
That first and third ones work, right? Those are totally original, too. I’m pretty sure, anyway.
DISCLAIMER: My pick-up lines are in no way fit for the real world, and should not be used therein. I am in no way responsible for complete loss of social status or other detrimental effects stemming from the use of the above pick-up lines.
EDIT: Also, 80%, and I haven’t read the 4e books at all! W00t!!!11!!one!!two!!11thursday!!!1
Boo-ya, my first ever over 55%!
Your score: 100%
Holy Critical Hit! You know everything about D&D combat! You must be a hit with the ladies! (no? you must be popular with your D&D friends?)
Your score: 80%
Impressive! You know almost everything about D&D combat. Now put down the PHB and go hang out with real, actual human beings.
And I haven’t even cracked a 4e book. Is there a reason we don’t get to see the answers anymore?
@ Kevin:
Yes there is a reason why you don’t see the answers anymore. My old computer died and I changed the quiz code. The answers will be back after GenCon probably.
Hello! I thought I ought to say ‘hi’ as I’ve been lurking around for the past three weeks.
“You must be some sort of rogue, because you keep _shifting_ my eyes towards yours”
Your score: 90%
Impressive! You know almost everything about D&D combat. Now put down the PHB and go hang out with real, actual human beings.
Meh i failed this one and i was reading my PHB most of yesterday. This post is brought you you with the CAPTCHA code ‘BK2P’
oooh AI you cut me deep, real deep!
Pickup line:
“If I were a gelatinous cube, I’d SLIDE over and engulf you.”
Yes? Think it would work?
100%!
“Let’s shift… into my pants. No, wait, I said that wrong. Sex involves pushing and sliding. Let’s have sex.”
Your score: 80%
Impressive! You know almost everything about D&D combat. Now put down the PHB and go hang out with real, actual human beings.
But isnt that who I am hanging with when I play?
@vdgmprgrmr & jtptan: Smooth pickup line(s)!
@Dave T. Game: Not so smooth pickup line!
@Gorthmog: Can anything involving gelatinous cubes be considered a pickup line? I say yes and if you get a girl with it she must be “the one”.
imagine what my score would be if i could actually find a gaming group and wasn’t still crpg’ing (se previous reason). I learned 3rd and 4th in hopes of a decent computer game. After seeing the GSL i best not hold my breath.
Your score: 80%
Impressive! You know almost everything about D&D combat. Now put down the PHB and go hang out with real, actual human beings.
I do hang out with real friends, at D&D =O
60% – You passed! Not bad….if you have low expectations.
I have nothing BUT low expectations when it comes to 4e.
100% woo-hoo, ladies love me !
NOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Score: 100%
Not bad for someone who hasn’t even get the chance to play it yet.
I must be reading the PHB all day at work.
Now I just need 3d6s and hope the wife’s Insight isn’t trained…
Woohoo, 80%. One of these days I may actually read the 4e books…
Your score: 100%
Holy Critical Hit! You know everything about D&D combat! You must be a hit with the ladies! (no? you must be popular with your D&D friends?)
Heh heh, and I just got my wife into D&D. Come to find out after two sessions, she loves it and can’t wait for the next session.