Comments on: Famous Dungeons & Dragons last words

By: origami

origami — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:56:09 +0000

and another one
Me: “yeah, so we are finally done with this dungeon right?”
DM: “hey matt, did you know ropers could be mind flayers?”

By: origami

origami — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:38:58 +0000

ok, fine, ill help you kill it…

By: Straken

Straken — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:45:37 +0000

DM: “ah if only we had a thunder storm…I could call lighting on the Chirmera…”

ME: “Ok, I wish for a TEMPEST for fourty days and fourty nights”

DM: “WHAT!!!”

We spent the better part of fourty days and nights in a cave the DM found after that wish, and i had a fairly large patch of ground named after me “Rand Al’Thors Scar” lol

Thats what happened after looking at the Epic lvl playes handbook far too often.

By: cainsith

cainsith — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:36:45 +0000

You guys forgot the best one of all time…

“It’s O.K. I’m a natural born lever puller!

By: Silfur

Silfur — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:46:06 +0000

Hey, instead of killing the very last goblin, lets have some fun and TABLE-TOP HIM!
What we didn’t know was right after it was on it’s back (successful tabletop) it blew a whistle calling for reinforcements. We felt the pain.

By: RogueMetal

RogueMetal — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:49:55 +0000

From the last campaign I ran the following were said by my players, and I quote:

“What is that thing?”
“This apple is delicious.”
“But that’s MY axe.”
“I hate you.”
“If I die, do I get extra lives?”

and my personal favorite,
“Using earthquake underground isn’t THAT dangerous.”

By: TheFlameAlchemist

TheFlameAlchemist — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:46:50 +0000

“Hi Orcus, Have you heard the good news?”

By: Zixy

Zixy — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:14:12 +0000

I attack the stirge latched onto my face
true story.. for me and guys i DM for

By: GroovyTaxi

GroovyTaxi — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:14:58 +0000

”A fire elemental? I cast Conjure Water on him!”
The term ”making it rain” took a whole new dimension before the druid’s dog burst into flames.

By: Nedark

Nedark — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:11:19 +0000

“Are you stoned?”
The sorcerer said to the King in his palace. Out loud. In character.

DM: …
PC1: What?
DM: You just killed the poor guy.
PC2: So? We were on a quest to find, stop, and possibly kill him.
DM: Yeah, from the EVIL and DARK side of the town!
PCs:…
DM: DM WRATH! *10 d20 fire damage a round*