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I want an orc for my birthday

Written by Expy - Published on July 28, 2007

The orc head

Short of receiving an actual orc for your birthday you can get an orc-head cake! Needless to say I was stoked to discover that geeks can cook, or rather that some cooks are geeks.

Better than football

I had a football-shaped ice cream cake for my birthday this year – yes, I actually asked for that cake and yes, I really am 28 years old. Next year I’ll top the football – I’m getting an orc head or a zombie head cake.

There’s even a tutorial on how to make these cakes. Just follow the links. Have fun and bon appetit.

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Meet Expy The Red Dragon

Expy is the mascot for DungeonMastering.com and the real mastermind behind Expy Games. He likes to hoard treasure, terrorize neighbors, burn down villages, and tell white dragon jokes..

No matter how fearful the legends claim dragons are, they always end up being defeated in 5 rounds by adventuring parties they encounter. That’s what dragons are – experience points for the heroes in your Dungeons & Dragon party. And this mascot is no different, hence the name Expy.

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