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Unicorns are so cool!

Written by Expy - Published on October 5, 2007

That’s what happens when you talk about unicorns

My charming girlfriend and I were talking about unicorns last week-end. I never thought that the discussion would lead to some, er, questionable artwork. After much hesitation I decided to share this image with you.

So here it is…


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8 Responses to “Unicorns are so cool!”
  1. Phil says:

    Groan!!! :)

    Go see the Knights of Cydonia video here instead:


  2. Pe0 says:

    Do you have it in dog size???

  3. draconius says:

    oy, yax… the pleasure my woman receives doesn’t require any extra equipment, or fantasy creatures. i suppose you start with the little trinkets and move on to better form though. from fluff to cruch, eh? lol…

    sorry, couldn’t resist

  4. draconius says:

    crunch*, not cruch. wow. my typing is pretty pathetic

  5. Vanir says:

    I’m not sure what this says about me, but my first thought was “I need to get a horse”.

    Now might be the time to start taking up a collection for bail money.

  6. Yax says:

    What’s a dog with a horn called? A unidog? A corndog?

  7. ninjaguineapig says:

    My first reaction to this was ‘why is it so expensive?” and then something else (which should be censored) popped in, and then “I want one!”
    strange ad indeed…

  8. Otookee says:

    A dog with a horn would be a canicorn. Just don’t color them yellow, orange, and white …

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