SubscribeWhat is your inner character?
Written by Yax - Published on October 1, 2007
Yax is the founder of DungeonMastering.com and the rumors that he is only a human puppet so Expy could launch a website are false.
Mind-blowing survey
Ever wondered what your inner D&D character is? Well, don’t look any further. I spent an afternoon devising this revolutionary, mind-blowing survey that will tell you the answer!
Warning: Life is more complicated than D&D so don’t come whining if your alter ego is a lawful barbarian or chaotic monk. It means that you are messed up. My survey is fine.
Yax is the founder of DungeonMastering.com and the rumors that he is only a human puppet so Expy could launch a website are false.
I’m a neutral good halfling rogue!
Lawful good Dwarf Barbarian. AWESOME! Thanks, Yax. If I ever get to actually play this game instead of DM it, I will be sure to play a Dwarf Barbarian. Maybe not a lawful good one, but who knows.
OK, I came out as a chaotic evil halfling ranger! I’m Belkar Bitterleaf from Order of the Stick I guess. That’s cool, I’m “Death’s Little Helper”!
Great survey!
You’re welcome. If you want to convince a DM to allow lawful barbarians you might want to check out Stupid Ranger’s Chaotic Retard article. I enjoyed it.
A Lawful Good Elf Sorcerer!
As if the test giver couldn’t see my Staff of Glory and ears…
This was pretty neat!
Lawful Good Halfling Monk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat a load of #$*%%#$#% with all respect YAx thats never goign 2 happen!!!!! lol, oh well i might try again!
Lawful Good Halfling Barbarian!
y lawfull good?? and y halflings!!!!
love barbarians and monks though :)
I’m a Lawful Good Elf Ranger so I guess that means it’s OK when I fudge combat.
A lot of lawfull good happening! “Ambassador ” u must b one evil guy :P
I’m a Lawful Good Elf Paladin! Paladins rule! Bring me the holy avenger and I shall vanquish Evil!!! What makes me an elf though?
Lawful Good Halfing Rogue!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Egads lot’s of Lawful Dogooders here huh?
Neutral Good Half-Elf Bard for the win!!!!!
Which is kinda scary because that’s almost what character I’m playing in our current campaign right now…….
wow you are dead on, man cool survey,lawful evil dwarf rouge,ps sorry about ripping your heart out:)
Lots of lawful good people! Weird.
I just took the survey again and I was a chaotic evil elf monk. It could be a tough day at work.
Neutral Evil Elf Fighter
Lawful Good Halfling Rogue. I guess being 6′3″ and clumsy isn’t a deterrent.
I’m messed up….
You know your life sucks when your inner character is a Lawful Evil Gnome Monk!
I’m going to take that survey again because I can’t be a gnome.
Chaotic Good Dwarf Barbarian! That’s better.
Not bad. I’m always CG, i like to play as an elf and i like to play rogues, wizards and arcane archers.
ok. first time i took it i was a lawful evil dwarf monk (when i just couldn’t resist ripping hearts out, for laughs), and now i’m a, lemme get this right…
Chaotic Good Half-Centaur Dwarf (Quarter-Horse) Bard! …
how can you be a half centaur? i’m assuming it was the father that was the centaur, and crimeny, that woman must have a really deep uterus, especially for the normally narrow hips a dwarf’s got. dear lord… why am i a dwarf, yax? what did i answer so dreadfully wrong? and why am i not a paladin? tell me! i must know!!!
Woohoo!!!! Chaotic Good Halfling Ranger / Wizard. What a weird multiclass.
Mr. Draconius:
I am sorry to inform that this survey is a reflection of your psyche. It’s not my fault you’re a quarter-horse dwarf. The survey decided. And you were a dwarf both times you took the survey!
How do you feel deep inside? Like a dwarf? No? Maybe I need to tweak the survey a little more!
It does seem to be slightly slanted toward halflings and dwarves.
i think if anything my inner character is certainly not a base race. centaur, perhaps. a few ex-girlfriends suggest angel. all the rest suggest incubus. i’m pretty sure my type would be outsider, but i’m not sure about much of the rest… i’d like to think newly lawful good incubus paladin. mainly because, well, that’s gonna be some sick bonuses to my saves, and with all the outraged exgirlfriends behind me with pitchforks, i think i’ll be needing that divine grace at a +11! eek!
hahaha, this is the sort of survey where you don’t really care for the result, it’s funny either way.
*Neutral Evil Elf Cleric*
Yax, i think we can say that this has been a hit!!
i got home from skool to c 17 new posts here!!!! i think that might be a record!
just thought i might take it again…again
*Chaotic Good Halfling Cleric* i cant get away from that inner halfling! i sure not an outer halfling though! :P
Chaotic good my fav alignment though nd Cleric is one of my fav class’ so that one was alrite!
Yeah. It is a record and I expect a lot more people to find their inner halflings in the near future!
Lawful Neutral Gnome Paladin? I’m messed up.
Followed a link from Stupid Ranger - thanks for the quiz
Oh, heh, right, and:
After analyzing your answers with state-of-the-art medieval fantastic psychology profiling tools, Dungeon Mastering is confident that your inner D&D character is a Chaotic Good Elf Ranger!
That works for me
What? Gnome? I hate gnomes.
T.
Apparently you have some unresolved inner conflicts..
Are you a short person in real life???
ok i took it twice to double check and ended up with the same thing, just like the test showed i’m a evil DM i’m a Chaotic Evil Halfling Rogue
I ended up a Chaotic Good Half-Elf Ranger. I guess that’s about right :P
I’m a Chaotic Good Halfling Rogue. Fun.
So here I am minding my own business and I take this survey to see what’s it’s all about. I kinda expected to get something chaotic and roguish. But I got:
True Neutral Half-Centaur Halfling (Quarter-Horse) Bard / Arcane Trickster / Red Dragon Disciple!
WTF? I’m ukcfed up!
Anybody else got something that weird?
I’m apparently a True Neutral Half-orc Sorcerer. *tries to imagine*
*fails*
There are worse things than being a True Neutral Half-orc Sorcerer. You could be a Chaotic Evil Gnome Bard.
A Lawful Good Half-Elf Cleric?
The only thing I like is that I’m a BASTARD!!!
After analyzing your answers with state-of-the-art medieval fantastic psychology profiling tools, Dungeon Mastering is confident that your inner D&D character is a Chaotic Evil Elf Wizard!
Yeah baby!
I’m a Chaotic Good Half-Orc Sorcerer? There’s a class I’ve never played before…
Chaotic Evil Half-Elf Sorcerer / Cleric.
WOOHOO!
Lots of sorcerers recently. Hopefully the survey isn’t biased. I’ll have to double-check.
True Neutral Half-Orc Druid. Confused? So am I.
Chaotic Evil Elf Bard…
Could it be worse?! :]
Chaotic Good Half-Elf Bard / Cleric, apparently.
I wanted to be able to cast fireballs :(
I’m a Lawful Evil Halfling Monk / Wizard! Thats what I get for ripping hearts out with my hands.
I’m a Lawful Good Half-Centaur Halfling (Quarter-Horse) Ranger. I don’t think I’ve ever run a cross one of these before. I am an anomaly in D&D and in life. I might have to try it on for size.
Oh, Hi everyone. I’m new here. Found the long way around, exploring for ways to expand my DMing skills. Instant Campaign Builder sold me on the value of this place.
Thank You Yax.
You are welcome. And I am sorry you have an inner half-centaur, half-halfing inner character. It must hurt.
After analyzing your answers with state-of-the-art medieval fantastic psychology profiling tools, Dungeon Mastering is confident that your inner D&D character is a Lawful Evil Elf Paladin!
:|
“Lawful” ? My room’s messy and I don’t know the DMG page with the XP and… wait… what exactly is XP for?
“Paladin”?… I said I hated paladins… “EVIL” ??? I even helped the blind woman crossing the street!!!
Yax… you did this on purpose…
My guess is the survey didn’t resolve your inner conflicts… I’m sorry.
I’m a lawfull good half orc barbarian… what’s a lawfull good barbarian? That’s kind of weird, isn’t it ?? well, what tha heck
It is very weird. You might need help!
I bet you’re having a blast teasing with everybody’s “inner conflicts”… ;)
*Maniacal Laugh*
Chaotic Evil Half-Orc Cleric… BRING MORE ELVES TO SLACK THE ONE-EYED LORD’S THIRST!”
Of course, that could just be a reflection on the fact that I am the DM for my gaming group… heh.
@Psygnnosed:
I am having an awesome time! :P
Chaotic Good Gnome Rogue!
Odd, all my favourite characters over the last 18 years have been CG Gnome Rogues… must work!
Mind you I am actually 4 foot nothing, short tempered and somewhat opinionated so it could describe me in real life too…
“Dungeon Mastering is confident that your inner D&D character is a Chaotic Good Halfling Fighter!”
That’s just not right. I’m 6′2″ for f***s sake!
i always knew i was an oxymoron….but even that seems to be a lil much
I love sorcerers but NO… I have to be a neutral evel elf!
I don’t mind though, As long as I can rip your heart out!!!
LOVIT
Chaotic Evil Dwarf Ranger! from me…
Chaotic Good Half-Elf Paladin…umm no, since when is it possible for a pally to be chaotic?
Yeah ! I’m a Chaotic Evil Halfling Wizard !
@The Inexorable:
It is impossible to play a Chaotic Good Paladin. You must be really messed up on the inside. :P
Chaotic Neutral Half-Orc Druid.
That’s awesome!
Well, all except for the “evil” part, I totally agree with my inner class as a Neutral-Evil Half-Elf Bard/Barbarian!!!!
Apparently, I’m a Chaotic Good Half-Orc Ranger.
Interesting.
I am a Lawful Neutral Half-Orc Barbarian. How am I a barbarian and Lawful Neutral? I am so confused.
neutral good half-elf ranger ftw!!
I’m a Lawful Evil Gnome Monk.
Which is weird… I picked up the D&D handbook at Barnes & Noble and decided to pick out a character. Gnome Monk sounded good to me.
SO WEIRD :D
A Chaotic Good Half-fiend Half-orc Paladin.
Holy crap. I think I’ve had enough of life.
That might be the weirdest inner character. You might want to seek professional help.
first time it took it i was a Chaotic Evil Halfling Rogue this time i am a Chaotic Evil Halfiing Wizard. guess not much changes over time :)
chaotic evil elf druid
but i thought, druids have to be neutral
Chaotic Evil Halfling Rogue, lol we lil peeps do it from behind!
Neutral evil elf rogue/mage. Sneakup and stab or fireball and run!
Owen Wiltshire
Toronto (and movin back to london) - comp sci hurt brain
Lawful Good Elf Ranger. Pretty accurate except for the Lawful part. I’ve always thought of myself as more of a Neutral Good type.
I am a Chaotic Good Elf Monk Fighter…I can see it. Yeah I can I really see it. I guess since I’m the DM I can make a special sect of CG Elvan Monk Fightes …I’ll creat them there own monastary.
I got Lawful Good Gnome Druid. Lawful Good, I would say that’s accurate. And yeah, I’d say I have a rather Gnome-like attitude. But me as Druid class? Odd. I’ll have to make one and try it out.
Great. I’m a Lawful Good Dwarf. At least I’m a druid.
Lawful Evil Elf Druid? :) Hahahahaha…..
Lawful Good Halfling Paladin / Wizard
somebody waaaay back mentioned getting LG Gnome Monk and was disgusted….I ACTUALLY have one of those in the campaign I’m running right now
Anyone who created this MUST be a genius
I’m a Chaotic Evil Elf Rogue! Which fits, because my favorite character is a NE Drow Rogue/Assassin.
Chaotic Evil Half-Orc Fighter…
Darn, I was hoping for a barbarian..
Hey!
What gives?
The first time i’m a Half-elven Lawfull Good Paladin - fair enough.. i suppose
Then i do it again and i’m a Lawful Good Gnome Ranger
I don’t really mind but if one is lawful good surely you would tell the candy stealing child not to or call the police…. i did neither
And i never helped the blind man on either try…..
“Neutral Evil Dwarf Cleric”
Damn. First time ever heard of dwarf cleric.
“Chaotic Neutral Gnome Ranger”
WHY AM I ALWAYS AN F-ING GNOME!?!
thats rite Stûnibu is bk nd wat a beta way 2 return than by saying
im a Lawful Evil Dwarf Monk!!!!
Chaotic Neutral Halfling Rogue… Ya, I’m a little crazy…
I’m Lawful nuetral Halfling Monk Scary
wOW, a chaotic evil half orc rogue/cleric!
I’m quite amazed by that, yet it seems acurate for some reason.
Characters at dungeonimp.com too.
My inner character is a Chaotic Evil Half Orc Monk. I can’t say i’m disapointed with the survey. i think thats gonna be my next character lol
Lawful Good Dwarf Monk
#1: 3rd edition still is nothing more than a money maker for the WoC, a spoling of all the great foundations of what D&D started as. They should have just named it something else b/c it isn’t D&D.
#2: Dwarves can’t be monks b/c no monks in 2nd edition
#3: I think monks are sissy, where’s my hunk of sharp metal?
#4: I would never play a Lawful good anything as that’s very boring.
In conclusion this survey sucks eggs
Egg sucking? I might need clarification.
On second thought, forget it - I don’t want to know more about egg sucking.
Lawful Good Gnome Ranger/Wizard.
Odd. I should try this. I didn’t think gnomes had the attention span to learn spellcasting.
I’m a neutral evil elf rogue. Yeah… that’s me. :-) Awesome!
@Windwaker:
That’s probably the pbest result I’ve seen so far! Lawful Good Gnome Ranger/Wizard? That’s weird.
This time I turned out to be a Lawful Good Elf Ranger.
Whenever I take these surveys I always end up as an elf, a ranger, and good. The only thing that ever changes seems to be whether I’m Chaotic Good, Neutral Good, or Lawful Good.
My favorite character (one I’ve been playing for 34 years) is a Neutral Good Human Fighter/Ranger so I guess this hits pretty close to home except for the Human part.
I’ll always pick a Ranger or a Fighter to play, if I have a choice. When I pick a Fighter I always choose to be Human. When I pick a Ranger I always choose to be Elven.
Whenever my wife takes these kinds of surveys, she always winds up as a Chaotic Good Rogue with her race going anywhere between Elven, Half-Elven, or Human. However, we believe this is only because they don’t have sprites or pixies as a racial option. =)
I’m a true neutral Elf Cleric. How boring. Geez.
I took this again because I forgot what I was. I got Lawful Neutral Halfling Sorcerer. I’m good with the Alignment and Class…but not Halfling! ><
Maybe that’s why I hate them so much…my inner self is a halfling. :P
Dang that thing sure is acurate, I actualy am a chaotic evil sorrceror/thief in real life!
I can not believe this one…
Neutral Good Half-Orc Druid!
Lawful Evil Half-Dragon Half-Elf Rogue? Really? I feel more neutral…
Yo! I’m a neutral evil half elf cleric. Try saying that three times fast!!
I’m a coatic good halfling rogue. Excellent bring on forth edition in South Africa
yahoo!!!
chaotic evil half orc fighter
Right on the money, CE Halfling Rouge. My inner character is alive.
WA hahahahahaaaaah!!!!
im a CE Halfling Rouge
i need tips bcuz i am sorta new to D&D
also because at te sessions i go to we r trying to take over ALL of the plains
Really?
Lawful Good Halfling Monk/Barbarian
Lawful Good: Huh.
Halfing: I can see that.
Monk/Barbarian: Holy hell! I never considered before. I must try it now. Or tomorrow.
Hi, I’m a halfling druid, i agree with this as although I’m not short it does suit me. Unfortunately I am also chaotic good as well which is a prohibited alignment for a druid so basically I’m stuffed. I would say this thing is very slightly faulty as any D&D player would now know from my ‘Inner Class’.
LG HALF ORC FIGHTER
I am a chaotic neutral halfling bard. That’s funny becuse I am playing a chaotic neutral halfling bard!!! Go yax… lol
True neutral half-elf sorcerer. Sounds fine to me. Like this test. I love being true neutral, it has a mysterious feeling in it.
I’m happy with my inner self.
Well, I took the test three times hoping for something cool, but the first time I got Lawful Good (strange, there’s always that one person in town that I want to beat up randomly XD) Half-Elf Paladin, and the second and third times I got Neutral Evil Gnome (lol, I’m almost 6 feet tall) Bard / Monk (I’d rather use a kick ass weapon).
o.O I was hoping for somewhat of a Half-Orc fighter or a super awesome Half-Dragon Human fighter. XD looks like my personality suits neither.
I’m a Lawful Good Elf Ranger! I am sooo lawful good. Now I’m gonna go re-take it and see what you get if you rip everybody’s heart out >:)
Edit: Ha! I just went back and re-took it and picked all the most ridiculous, heart-ripping out answers. Chaotic Evil Halfling Monk. Ha!
Apparently, feeling good after ripping someone’s heart out with my bare hands makes me a Lawful Good Halfling Ranger or Sorceror. Of course, the other choices affected my character, but still…
…Ripping someone’s heart out with my bare hands and feeling good about it still makes me Lawful Good? I can just imagine a Halfling Ranger doing that…
I am a Chaotic Good Half-Orc Monk!
Neutral Good Elf Paladin.
Hmm, and I just created a Half Elf Warlock. I would have liked him to be neutral evil, but the book says not to choose evil alignments if you want anyone to play with. Currently wavering between unaligned and lawful good.
Rad ….
Chaotic Evil Half-Elf Ranger!
Seriously, I’m playing an elven ranger rogue qiz … ALWAYS have teh elven ranger rogue nonsense going down. Did Imention he’s Chaotic neutral …