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What’s your inner D&D 4th edition character?
Posted by Yax on June 28, 2008

25 questions. 1 answer.

Ever feel like your destiny isn’t to work in a tiny cubicle? Maybe it’s because your inner self is a Lawful Good Demigod Pit Fighter! You only have to answer a few questions to know what your inner D&D character is!

1 - Fighters are:

  • Powerful.
  • Overrated.
  • Great lobbyists. Why else would all the spells be voted out of the core books?

2 - Wizards are:

  • Powerful.
  • Overrated.
  • Sexy. It’s the robe - it looks cozy.

3 - Rogues are:

  • Powerful.
  • Overrated.
  • Sexy. It’s the tight black leather - it looks kinky.

4 - My weapon of choice is:

  • Something huge, like a greataxe.
  • Something crude, like a club.
  • Something normal, like a longsword.
  • Something elegant, like a rapier.
  • Doesn’t matter. I just want to kill things and take their stuff.

5 - My role in a party is to:

  • Be a leader.
  • Be a controller.
  • Be a defender.
  • Be a striker.
  • Get the party started!

6 - Your boyfriend/girlfriend scolds you because you were out all night and didn’t say where you were. What do you do?

  • A Diplomacy check.
  • A Will save.
  • A Fortitude save.
  • I cast Forceful Retort.

7 - Tieflings are:

  • Evil.
  • Creepy.
  • Horny.
  • Usurpers of the gnomes’ place in the core books.

8 - Dragonborns are:

  • Good.
  • Ugly.
  • The proof that everyone wants to be a dragon.
  • Usurpers of the half-orcs’ place in the core books.

9 - Are you a DM or a player?

  • DM.
  • Player.
  • Both.
  • I don’t play D&D right now.

10 - Your favorite dragons are:

  • Red dragons.
  • Blue dragons.
  • Black dragons.
  • Green dragons.
  • White dragons.
  • Gold dragons.
  • Silver dragons.
  • Copper dragons.
  • Adamantine dragons.
  • Iron dragons.
  • Dragon Turtles.

11 - Are you a good liar?

  • Yes.
  • No.
  • I never lie.
  • Doesn’t matter what the answer is since you can’t trust a liar.

12 - Which one of these activities would you rather do on a sunny Saturday morning?

  • Study.
  • Pray.
  • Work out.
  • Sleep.

13 - I really, really like to pwn:

  • Goblins.
  • Kobolds.
  • Zombies.
  • Noobs.

14 - I believe in:

  • UFOs.
  • Magic.
  • Elves.
  • All of the above.

15 - How often do you find yourself covered in blood?

  • Less than once a week.
  • One to five times a week.
  • More than 5 times a week.
  • What?

16 - You write a book and perform a sacrificial ritual to increase your sales. What do you sacrifice?

  • A gnome.
  • Something else.

17 - You see an old lady struggling going up a flight of stairs. What do you do?

  • I help her up.
  • I ignore her.
  • I help her down.
  • I punch her in the face.

18 - You’re taking a test and you see the guy next to you cheating. What do you do?

  • I tell on him.
  • I blackmail him.
  • I ignore him.
  • I punch him in the face.

19 - You have an appointment with a good friend. He shows up 45 minutes late. What do you do?

  • I guilt trip him.
  • I ask if he’s alright.
  • I don’t even mention it.
  • I punch him in the face.

20 - You killed something. What do you do?

  • Take its stuff.
  • Punch it in the face.
  • What?

21 - When I’m drunk I always end up:

  • Talking loudly.
  • Telling everyone I love them.
  • Drunk dialing people.
  • Drunk dialing everyone to tell them I love them.
  • I don’t drink.

22 - You bump into your best friend on the street. He stares at you wide-eyed and keeps saying “I am not an alien.” What do you do?

  • Meh. My friends always do that.
  • I ask him if he’s alright.
  • I call the authorities.
  • I punch him in the face.

23 - How would you describe the last D&D character you played?

  • Unique.
  • Powerful.
  • Fun.
  • 1337.

24 - Which magic weapon enhancement is the coolest?

  • Flaming +6.
  • Holy Avenger +6.
  • Perfect Hunter’s +6.
  • Lifedrinker +6.

25 - When I punch someone in the face I feel:

  • Good.
  • Bad.
  • What?

Rating: 3.0/5 (9 votes cast)

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61 Responses »

  1. Yax on June 28th, 2008 at 11:53 pm:

    I took the test. Deep down I am an Unaligned Tiefling Deadly Trickster Daggermaster Rogue!

  2. Alberto on June 28th, 2008 at 11:59 pm:

    Now that’s boring…

    Your inner character:
    Unaligned Human Warlord

  3. baldorc on June 29th, 2008 at 12:01 am:

    Your inner character:
    Unaligned Dragonborn Paladin of Melora

    Awesome!

  4. Joey on June 29th, 2008 at 12:39 am:

    Evil Human Fighter

  5. JOHNNAY on June 29th, 2008 at 12:41 am:

    Chaotic Evil Dwarf Rogue! W00T!

  6. Aj on June 29th, 2008 at 3:23 am:

    Unaligned Eladrin Cleric of Ioun

    I hate Clerics :(
    lol

  7. Brian on June 29th, 2008 at 4:17 am:

    Er, I think Yax’s quizzes don’t like me. Or maybe I’m missing the joke?

    The result was:
    Good Dwarf Warlord

    in spite of the fact that my results were:

    Inner Character Alignment Demographics
    37.5% - Unaligned
    Inner Character Race Demographics
    18.75% - Eladrin
    Inner Character Class Demographics
    22.92% - Wizard
    Inner Character Complete Demographics
    8.33% - Unaligned Half-Elf Fighter

    Good Dwarf Warlord showed up at the bottom of that last list, with 2.08%.

  8. The Chatty DM on June 29th, 2008 at 4:20 am:

    Lawful Good Eladrin Cleric….

    I resent that Red Dragons weren’t a choice of stuff you could kill in question 16.

    Good job!

  9. Vindictae on June 29th, 2008 at 4:55 am:

    Unaligned Elf Warlock. Looks pretty unique… And I can see myself as a warlock.

  10. Asmor on June 29th, 2008 at 5:21 am:

    LG Dragonborn Paladin.

    For Bahamut!

  11. rekres on June 29th, 2008 at 6:26 am:

    Chaotic Evil Tiefling Rogue

    I noticed you missed the ONLY TRUE dragon choice…. Phaerie Dragon!

  12. Michelle on June 29th, 2008 at 6:44 am:

    Chaotic Evil Human Warlord.

    ive always wanted to play a CE char.

    although, i would really like to do the eladrin too….oooo so exciting.

  13. Dave T. Game on June 29th, 2008 at 7:05 am:

    Chaotic Evil Halfling Rogue.

    I’m 6′3″!

  14. Lee on June 29th, 2008 at 7:21 am:

    Lawful Good Halfling Warlord

    Apparently I am very unique :)

  15. aresnasti on June 29th, 2008 at 7:24 am:

    Very interesting…

    Your inner character:
    Chaotic Evil Eladrin Demigod Feytouched Warlock

    Don’t tell the wife :D

  16. Bartoneus on June 29th, 2008 at 7:35 am:

    Unaligned Human Warlord

    I’ll unalign your face!

  17. Russell on June 29th, 2008 at 7:44 am:

    Chaotic Evil Human Rogue

    My apologies to Expy, I didn’t choose red dragon on number 10. I chose a metallic dragon since they got left out of D&D.

  18. Noctambulist on June 29th, 2008 at 8:19 am:

    I am the very rare Unaligned Elf Cleric of Kord. Anyone need a healer? LFG!

  19. Pe0 on June 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am:

    Nice I took the test and I’m a Chaotic Evil Eladrin Demigod Life-Stealer Warlock…

  20. Salamander on June 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am:

    Chaotic Evil Tiefling wizard. What?

    And this is after I helped the old lady up the stairs lol.

  21. Smart13 on June 29th, 2008 at 10:17 am:

    Lawful Good Dragonborn Wizard. Interesting, and even a bit surprising…

  22. Fargalas on June 29th, 2008 at 12:01 pm:

    Unaligned Eladrin Warlord. That’s pretty snazzy. I suppose I’m an inspiring and dextrous warlord, then. With totally sweet eyes!

  23. Kent on June 29th, 2008 at 12:10 pm:

    Your inner character:
    Chaotic Evil Tiefling Rogue

    Yeahhhh!!!!

  24. Sandrinnad on June 29th, 2008 at 12:13 pm:

    Good Halfling Fighter

    poo….I hate halflings…. :(

    funny quiz though :)

  25. Darkskeleton on June 29th, 2008 at 12:23 pm:

    Took it and got

    Evil Dragonborn Deadly Trickster Shadow Assassin Rogue

    I think I may have to abandon my defender paladin for the next campaign, heed these words of wisdom, and role this character ^^ Who needs a tank anyways =O

  26. Archangel Uriel on June 29th, 2008 at 12:41 pm:

    Your inner character:
    Lawful Good Halfling Warlock

    Inner Character Complete Demographics
    0.63% - Lawful Good Halfling Warlock

    That is a unique char. But I’ll be damned. The only reaseon I ever played lawfull was to play a paladin. OK I play good characters. BUT HALFLING WARLOCK??? It’s the ultimate sacrifice to any cult… I suppose no one can live for ever. So I’m going to create my own cult and use myself as a sacrifice to summon the Great Cthulhu…

  27. Yax on June 29th, 2008 at 1:34 pm:

    @Brian:

    The demographics is for everyone who took the survey.

  28. Hermeticgamer on June 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm:

    Unaligned Elf Warlock.

    I think that fits because my last 3 characters in 3.5 have been messy mish-mashes of trying to decide between ranger, rogue and sorceror. I have yet to try 4e and I hate trying to figure out spell lists but the warlock seems to fit my style better.

  29. Yax on June 29th, 2008 at 1:56 pm:

    Well you won’t need to figure out spell lists if you switch to 4th edition. All the classes have about the same amount of powers.

  30. Francois Beauchemin on June 29th, 2008 at 2:12 pm:

    Your inner character:
    Lawful Good Eladrin Cleric

  31. Lucas on June 29th, 2008 at 2:31 pm:

    Yay. Even thoiugh I’m a christian and a good person I’m Chaotic Evil drow demigod angelic avenger cleric of lolth. Man I am a badass

  32. Yax on June 29th, 2008 at 2:36 pm:

    @Lucas. That’s indeed very badass. Probably the badassest I’ve seen so far.

  33. Kavonde on June 29th, 2008 at 3:15 pm:

    Lawful Good Dragonborn Paladin.

    Yay! I’m a Klingon zealot!

  34. LEONIDOS on June 29th, 2008 at 4:44 pm:

    LG HALFLING FIGHTER HOW ABOUT DOING INNER CHARACTER FROM ADND

  35. Brian on June 29th, 2008 at 5:01 pm:

    Ah, very cool, then! I figured I was looking at it wrong. ;D

    - Brian

  36. Labareda on June 29th, 2008 at 5:55 pm:

    3.5e Lawful Good Elven Cleric

    4e Chaotic Evil Eladrin Warlord

    It was the change… the scudding clouds revealed a full moon… 4e was released… I punched a few people in the face where previously i may have made nice… and it all made me googly eyed crazy!!!

    Im still in control though… oh yes the players are my shield and the DM is my sword

  37. Labareda on June 29th, 2008 at 6:18 pm:

    I am soo common 2.2%!
    The most common!
    Damn it just give me 2 scimitars a pet cat and call me Drizzit
    But the googly eyed crazy Drizzit, not the diary writing wus.

  38. Kili on June 30th, 2008 at 2:31 am:

    Unaligned Half-Elf Demigod Angelic Avenger Cleric of Erathis

    Lucas, here is my answer to your badass. :)

  39. Sam Judson on June 30th, 2008 at 5:49 am:

    Unaligned Human Cleric of Corellon

    I’m also v.boring obviously - either that or just completely flexible and multi-talented… mmmm.

  40. Maikl on June 30th, 2008 at 6:08 am:

    Evil Eladrin Fighter. LOL.

  41. Argokirby on June 30th, 2008 at 1:04 pm:

    Unaligned Human Cleric of The Raven Queen. I said no…but deep down I know I really wanted it.

  42. Hoss99 on June 30th, 2008 at 3:42 pm:

    Your inner character:
    Chaotic Evil Tiefling Warlock

    Hrmm i have never once received good or Neutral :) guess some things are just ment to be.

  43. DwarfMan on June 30th, 2008 at 5:07 pm:

    Chaotic Evil Eladrin Rogue

    4th edition sucks.

  44. Zaffren on June 30th, 2008 at 6:55 pm:

    Chaotic Evil Eladrin Rogue, well had rogue on the brain but where did eladrin come in?

  45. The-Ram on July 1st, 2008 at 12:46 am:

    Lawful Good Halfling Demigod Warpriest Cleric

    This wasn’t really a suprise for me. My last 3.5 edition character was a halfling paladin.

  46. Yax on July 1st, 2008 at 3:33 am:

    Halfling paladins are awesome. Great choice.

  47. chando on July 1st, 2008 at 1:00 pm:

    Chaotic Evil Dwarf Ranger!!!!!!

    Two Axes on faces!
    yeah!

    o.O

  48. Reveremd Mike on July 1st, 2008 at 5:30 pm:

    Unaligned Half-Elf Deadly Trickster Shadow Assassin Rogue

    Oh, how true…

  49. Kaineswiftblade on July 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm:

    chaotic evil dwarf rogue…… i feel so short

  50. Jacob on July 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm:

    Your inner character:
    Chaotic Evil Tiefling Wizard haha

    And I’ll punch you in the FACE!!

  51. Alphadean on July 14th, 2008 at 8:17 am:

    Your Inner Character
    Unaligned Eladrin Demigod Swordmaster

    And just what does that mean…Give me a sword and I’ll show you

    Now when I did the 3.5 quiz twice I was a
    Chaotic Good Elf Monk Fighter
    Lawful Nuetral Halfling Monk
    and now a Demigod with a sword …world domnation is next

  52. Mordenheim on July 14th, 2008 at 4:21 pm:

    My inner character:
    Evil Tiefling Wizard.

    Yep. That sounds about right.

  53. Ethan on July 15th, 2008 at 7:45 pm:

    Ummm…I am a little worried. Apparently my inner character is a Chaotic Evil Tiefling Demigod Feytouched Warlock. I think i need to see a therapist…*punched in the face* nevermind hehehehehe.

  54. Jimguy on July 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm:

    Nice! My inner Character:
    Unaligned Human Deadly Trickster Daggermaster Rogue

    I think I might have to make one

  55. Runatyr on July 30th, 2008 at 12:07 am:

    Evil Human Cleric of Vecna. That could work.

  56. Ascry on July 30th, 2008 at 4:57 am:

    unaligned human demigod hospitaler paladin of the raven queen

    um, first question “hospitaler”?

    second question “raven queen”?

    third question “PALADIN”!?!?!?!?!?

    Lolz, sounds interesting……….

  57. NalfeiN22 on August 10th, 2008 at 8:08 am:

    I took this test 3 times…(each tme slightly different info, egg.: i digg lifedrinker swords but given choice in real life would chose frost so i marked flaming)
    1.Chaotic Evil Eladrin Wizard
    2. Good eladrin wizard
    Not close
    3.Good eladrin demigod bloodmage
    “i like, i like!”

    Really, i am a Unaligned Drow Demigod Wizard Mage of Arcane Order Archmage

  58. MarkusAurelius on August 13th, 2008 at 1:02 am:

    Chaotic Evil Human Warlord.

    Wish I were surprised… ¬_¬
    In a longer psychological test (a real one) I tested as “Dictator- ENTJ. 60% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 67% Judging”

  59. Nick on August 17th, 2008 at 9:27 pm:

    Good Half-Elf Cleric of Avandra… how’d I get that?

  60. Parklar3000 on August 22nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm:

    Your inner character:
    Chaotic Evil Drow Cleric of Lolth

    hmmmm… a drow? hehe

  61. Kiddalee on September 7th, 2008 at 8:11 am:

    I don’t find myself covered in blood any amount of times a week. I find myself covered in blood once a month for a week.

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