By Yax - September 30, 2007 - 10 Comments

What’s your inner D&D character?

Revolutionary survey!

Answer 25 questions. That’s all you need to do to know what your inner D&D character is. It’s that easy!

What is your inner D&D character? (25 questions)

  • What’s your RPG weapon of choice?

  • I like big swords.
  • I like big clubs.
  • I like big axes.
  • I’ll rip your heart out with my own hands.

  • Wizards are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • my best friends.

  • Fighters are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • mean killing machines.

  • Rogues are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • Dressed in tight leather.

  • Druids are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • scary.

  • Paladins are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • bling hoarders.

  • My bedroom is…

  • clean.
  • messy.
  • where the party’s at.
  • full of zombies.

  • How are your driving skills?

  • I’m a good driver.
  • I’m a safe driver.
  • I’m a fast driver.
  • I don’t have a driver’s license.

  • What do you think of the Wicked Witch of the West?

  • She’s cool.
  • She’s cool for an elderly woman.

  • Which character do you like the best?

  • Lancelot
  • Merlin
  • Arthur
  • Barney

  • I believe in…

  • UFOs.
  • Magic.
  • Elves.
  • All of the above.

  • How many pieces of jewelry are you wearing right now?

  • None
  • 1-2
  • 3-5
  • 6 or more

  • What do you do when you see a blind person trying to cross the street?

  • I guide him across the intersection.
  • I spin him around on himself to confuse him.
  • I ignore him.
  • I rip his heart out with my own hands.

  • Which dragon is coolest

  • Red
  • Blue
  • Black
  • Green
  • White
  • Gold
  • Silver
  • Copper
  • Bronze
  • Turtle

  • What is your preferred RPG style of play?

  • Laid back
  • Fluffy
  • Crunchy
  • Anything on a computer is good enough

  • Which ending do you usually enjoy the most?

  • Happy ending
  • Surprise ending
  • Apocalyptic ending

  • If you catch a kid stealing candy. What do you do?

  • I tell him to give it back.
  • I let him go.
  • I call the police.
  • I rip his heart out with my own hands.

  • How would you rate your singing talents?

  • Opera singer
  • Pop singer
  • Shower singer
  • I don’t sing.

  • Have you ever succesfully cast a spell (in real life)?

  • Yes
  • No
  • What?

  • Are sorcerers cooler than wizards?

  • Yes
  • No
  • They’re the same.

  • You have an appointment with a friend and he’s 45 minutes late. What do you do?

  • I don’t even mention it.
  • I guilt-trip him.
  • I ask if he’s alright.
  • I rip his heart out with my own hands.

  • What do you like saving the most?

  • Time
  • Money
  • Princesses

  • Which spell do you think rocks the most

  • Magic Missile
  • Fireball
  • Lighning Bolt
  • Dispel Magic

  • Do you know which page of the DMG the XP chart is on?

  • Yes
  • No
  • What’s a DMG?

  • After I rip someone’s heart out with my own hands I feel…

  • Good
  • Bad
  • What?
So, you've just created your inner D&D character here on dungeonmastering.com. Now, why not join one of these high roller casinos and create your very own video poker player and start hitting the free games to win big.