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What’s your inner D&D character?
Posted by Yax on September 30, 2007

Revolutionary survey!

Answer 25 questions. That’s all you need to do to know what your inner D&D character is. It’s that easy!

What is your inner D&D character? (25 questions)

  • What’s your RPG weapon of choice?

  • I like big swords.
  • I like big clubs.
  • I like big axes.
  • I’ll rip your heart out with my own hands.

  • Wizards are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • my best friends.

  • Fighters are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • mean killing machines.

  • Rogues are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • Dressed in tight leather.

  • Druids are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • scary.

  • Paladins are…

  • powerful.
  • sexy.
  • overrated.
  • bling hoarders.

  • My bedroom is…

  • clean.
  • messy.
  • where the party’s at.
  • full of zombies.

  • How are your driving skills?

  • I’m a good driver.
  • I’m a safe driver.
  • I’m a fast driver.
  • I don’t have a driver’s license.

  • What do you think of the Wicked Witch of the West?

  • She’s cool.
  • She’s cool for an elderly woman.

  • Which character do you like the best?

  • Lancelot
  • Merlin
  • Arthur
  • Barney

  • I believe in…

  • UFOs.
  • Magic.
  • Elves.
  • All of the above.

  • How many pieces of jewelry are you wearing right now?

  • None
  • 1-2
  • 3-5
  • 6 or more

  • What do you do when you see a blind person trying to cross the street?

  • I guide him across the intersection.
  • I spin him around on himself to confuse him.
  • I ignore him.
  • I rip his heart out with my own hands.

  • Which dragon is coolest

  • Red
  • Blue
  • Black
  • Green
  • White
  • Gold
  • Silver
  • Copper
  • Bronze
  • Turtle

  • What is your preferred RPG style of play?

  • Laid back
  • Fluffy
  • Crunchy
  • Anything on a computer is good enough

  • Which ending do you usually enjoy the most?

  • Happy ending
  • Surprise ending
  • Apocalyptic ending

  • If you catch a kid stealing candy. What do you do?

  • I tell him to give it back.
  • I let him go.
  • I call the police.
  • I rip his heart out with my own hands.

  • How would you rate your singing talents?

  • Opera singer
  • Pop singer
  • Shower singer
  • I don’t sing.

  • Have you ever succesfully cast a spell (in real life)?

  • Yes
  • No
  • What?

  • Are sorcerers cooler than wizards?

  • Yes
  • No
  • They’re the same.

  • You have an appointment with a friend and he’s 45 minutes late. What do you do?

  • I don’t even mention it.
  • I guilt-trip him.
  • I ask if he’s alright.
  • I rip his heart out with my own hands.

  • What do you like saving the most?

  • Time
  • Money
  • Princesses

  • Which spell do you think rocks the most

  • Magic Missile
  • Fireball
  • Lighning Bolt
  • Dispel Magic

  • Do you know which page of the DMG the XP chart is on?

  • Yes
  • No
  • What’s a DMG?

  • After I rip someone’s heart out with my own hands I feel…

  • Good
  • Bad
  • What?