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Chatty DM’s going down!

Written by Expy - Published on January 2, 2008

Phil – the one and only Chatty DM – wrote: 

I want to be nominated for a Ennies award in the fan-site category (I’m not saying I want to win… I aim at a nomination). I’m sending the paperwork later this week.

In fact for that last point, I want to challenge Yax of Dungeonmastering.com , the very 1st RPG blogger to post here, to a friendly duel for that nomination. Some healthy competition is a great motivator to create quality content.

I say:

You’re going down, Chatty!  I haven’t lost a bet in, er, 2 weeks or so.  So don’t expect me to roll over and lose that challenge.  Ideally we’ll both get nominated, but the world is cruel and maybe only one of us will get nominated (me!).  You’ll need help from all your minions – but you should be fair and tell them right away they’re helping you in a losing cause.

Gawd, I love trash talking.

Wait, am I still one of Chatty’s minions?

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13 Responses to “Chatty DM’s going down!”
  1. Nah I upgraded you to allied Overlord some time ago…

    But that may change you Magnificent Bastard!

    You are so ON!

    (Cracks Knuckles)

  2. Yax says:

    I can already tell this is going to be fun. At least for me.

  3. Dave T. Game says:


  4. Asmor says:

    I think we all know that you’re a shoe-in to win this bet. ;)

  5. Yax says:

    We can’t tell Phil how lopsided this is going to be. It would sap his enthusiasm!

  6. Phil says:

    Ha you fell for Asmor’s Ploy (He wrote teh exact same thing on my side)!

    This is going to be such a cakewalk it’s not even funny!


  7. Yax says:

    Maybe I’ll have to be more careful. This challenge might hide plenty of traps.

  8. Maikl says:

    Phil is a bloody perfidious bastard. He gotta be hiding something ;-)

  9. It’s Mr. Bloody perfidious bastard to you sir!

    And I take this as a compliment!

    You know Yax, this may end in a bloody duel at Gen Con… Hacky Sack vs hummmm…. Well placed Tropes?


  10. Yax says:

    Latest update:

    Thanks to my, er, sources I can tell you I am way ahead on this challenge. Who are my sources? Let’s just say red dragons are involved.

  11. I fully admit defeat and hope to be allowed to bask in the awesome light of your Magnificence!

    I’m serious…



    Your mom!

    Congrats on the Ennies win Yax, that was masterfully played.



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