Cartography is an art and a science, yet adventurers running through a daedalus of underground caves and passages while being pursued by evil creatures draw maps with extreme precision. I hate that. So I have developed a way to screw the players over when they’re trying to find their way out of a maze.
Sometimes I wish I were smarter. I wish I would have come up with the simple D&D flowchart I wrote about a few weeks ago (Smash it with a stick, July 26). I also wish I would have thought about making it better. I’m so glad I don’t have to think anymore Thankfully the Great…
It is impossible to defeat an army of goblins in 5 rounds. It takes at least 6 rounds. Role-playing sucks? They’re called role-playing games but for most of us the fun part is killing stuff. Why else would computer games like World of Warcraft get millions of players? Because they got rid of most of…