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WTF: Monk name generator

Written by Expy - Published on August 3, 2007

Weird Tools Files #4

I still can’t believe that someone actually invested their own free time to create a monk name generator. What is really troubling about this gadget is that it is absolutely useless yet it managed to suck about 10 minutes of my own time. Every time I generated a new name I was entertained but also sad that I chose to keep playing with this random – litterally and figuratively – tool. Final verdict: I loved it.

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9 Responses to “WTF: Monk name generator”
  1. Phil Smith says:

    I’ll have you know that Immaculate Green Crotch is a perfectly cromulent name for a Shaolin Monk…

  2. Pé0 says:

    After two hours of pure crazy fun I finally decided to change my character name to ”Superior Master Humble Bamboo” So how do you like it!

  3. Yax says:

    I’d be intimidated if I met someone called ”Superior Master Humble Bamboo”.

  4. Yax says:

    It’s very zen.

  5. Comar says:

    I stopped when I got the name “Mistress Of Winter Drunken Crotch”

  6. Yax says:

    That made you stop? A name like that usually keeps me going for another 10 minutes.

  7. Max says:

    Grand Mistress Of Flowers Purple Crotch… :shiver:

  8. Now the only problem with this one is………. The link doesn’t work maybe finding a new link to the same one would probably work.

  9. Otookee says:

    In fact, all of slacknhash.com seems to be down, which includes several of the generators on your list.

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