WTF: Monk name generator
Posted by Yax on August 3, 2007
Weird Tools Files #4
I still can’t believe that someone actually invested their own free time to create a monk name generator. What is really troubling about this gadget is that it is absolutely useless yet it managed to suck about 10 minutes of my own time. Every time I generated a new name I was entertained but also sad that I chose to keep playing with this random - litterally and figuratively - tool. Final verdict: I loved it.
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I’ll have you know that Immaculate Green Crotch is a perfectly cromulent name for a Shaolin Monk…
After two hours of pure crazy fun I finally decided to change my character name to ”Superior Master Humble Bamboo” So how do you like it!
I’d be intimidated if I met someone called ”Superior Master Humble Bamboo”.
It’s very zen.
I stopped when I got the name “Mistress Of Winter Drunken Crotch”
That made you stop? A name like that usually keeps me going for another 10 minutes.
Grand Mistress Of Flowers Purple Crotch… :shiver: