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WTF: Weather generator
Written by Yax - Published on July 31, 2007

Weird Tools Files #3: Weather Generator

A lot of factors make a D&D game better. Personally I am the most satisfied when a player tells me: “Hey! You described the wind conditions very well. I loved it.”

Seriously. Who needs a weather generator?

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  1. shaun
    1:50 pm on July 31st, 2007

    Thanks for stopping by my blog!!! I don’t really know much about D&D so i can’t put any valuable input to your blog but keep up the good work i’ve never seen anything like this before :)

  2. Pé0
    6:59 pm on July 31st, 2007

    I just tried the weather tool and I found a dream job. I’d like to be the one programming useless tool for wizards please. What’s the next one they’ll do, trees and plant generator, mushroom generator, sunburn generator. I coudl continue forever but I don’t want to give them all my ideas.

  3. Yax
    8:10 pm on July 31st, 2007

    I don’t think the weather generator is from WOTC. The barrel, sack and crate generator was.

  4. Pal Mercy
    10:30 pm on August 1st, 2007

    isnt great that the worst tool ever was designed by wizard? that barrel stuff is funny and sad at the same time.

  5. Phil Smith
    4:32 pm on August 3rd, 2007

    They designed the worst tool ever?

    I sense a challenge!

  6. Yax
    10:18 pm on August 3rd, 2007

    I have no doubt that the Slack & Hash crew - Phil is one of them - can come up with a tool that’s just as useless. But can it be topped?

  7. Kurtis
    12:37 pm on July 25th, 2008

    Of course it can, just make a Horse (S%$T) Generator so the pc’s can figure out how to pick it up, lol.

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