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WTF: Weather generator

Written by Expy - Published on July 31, 2007

Weird Tools Files #3: Weather Generator

A lot of factors make a D&D game better. Personally I am the most satisfied when a player tells me: “Hey! You described the wind conditions very well. I loved it.”

Seriously. Who needs a weather generator?

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10 Responses to “WTF: Weather generator”
  1. shaun says:

    Thanks for stopping by my blog!!! I don’t really know much about D&D so i can’t put any valuable input to your blog but keep up the good work i’ve never seen anything like this before :)

  2. Pé0 says:

    I just tried the weather tool and I found a dream job. I’d like to be the one programming useless tool for wizards please. What’s the next one they’ll do, trees and plant generator, mushroom generator, sunburn generator. I coudl continue forever but I don’t want to give them all my ideas.

  3. Yax says:

    I don’t think the weather generator is from WOTC. The barrel, sack and crate generator was.

  4. Pal Mercy says:

    isnt great that the worst tool ever was designed by wizard? that barrel stuff is funny and sad at the same time.

  5. Phil Smith says:

    They designed the worst tool ever?

    I sense a challenge!

  6. Yax says:

    I have no doubt that the Slack & Hash crew – Phil is one of them – can come up with a tool that’s just as useless. But can it be topped?

  7. Kurtis says:

    Of course it can, just make a Horse (S%$T) Generator so the pc’s can figure out how to pick it up, lol.

  8. Cat Skyfire says:

    I rather like the generator. Why not let the weather be it’s own problem? “You’re attacked by a group of brigands…in the rain. -1 to both sides due to slipperyness…”

  9. Flamehawke says:

    This is useful to me. My players actually find knowing the weather and temperature useful. They think it makes the game more alive to have weather and seasons happening so I track that sort of stuff fairly close.


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