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Which classic D&D Character Are You?

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  • D&D Sunday Morning Mega Quiz: Which Classic D&D Character Are You?

    Back in June of ’08, Yax helped you channel your inner 4th Edition D&D character. Now we’re bringing you a quiz that gives you an even deeper insight into your inner PC. Do you live for power, money, fame, or pure adventure? Are you more like Drizzt Do’Urden or Raistlin Majere? Answer the questions below to find out which classic D&D character you are.

    1. You’re at the inn. An old sage sits in the corner, mumbling to himself. What do you do?

    • I pick his pockets.
    • I go listen. Plot hooks often hide in senile mutterings.
    • I get bored and start a bar fight.
    • I ask the old man if he needs our help.
    • I’m not around. I hate the indoors.
    • An inn?! It had better be a 5-star establishment, or I’m gone.

    2. You’re roaming through the bazaar. You catch a street urchin with his fingers in your coin purse. What do you do?

    • I get my coins back. Then I pick his pockets.
    • I zap him with my wand. If he lives, I offer him an apprenticeship.
    • I give him a sound thrashing.
    • I let him keep the money. He probably needs it more than I do.
    • I call the guards. Unless he stained my clothes, in which case I kill him.

    3. You come upon a damsel in distress. She’s being menaced by a band of brigands. What do you do?

    • I sneak into the fray and pick everyone’s pockets.
    • I totally own the brigands. Blind-folded. With one hand tied behind my back.
    • I rush to the damsel to see if she’s wounded.
    • I pick the brigands off from a distance, then rush in to rescue the damsel.
    • That depends. Is she prettier than me?!

    4. Something’s wrong in the local graveyard. The dead are coming back to life as zombies! What do you do?

    • I run for my life!
    • I grab a weapon. It’s whackin’ time!
    • I brandish my holy symbol!
    • I give the zombies a taste of their own medecine – I take bites out of them!

    5. You find a treasure map. It depicts the ruins of a temple hidden deep in a nearby jungle. What do you do to prepare for the journey?

    • I visit the local library to research the ruins.
    • I buy weapons and rations. Nothing’s more important than food and combat.
    • I pray for guidance.
    • I speak with the jungle creatures to see what they know.
    • I get a dagger strong enough to pry the gems from an idol’s eye sockets – just in case.
    • Jungle?! I buy myself a more appropriate wardrobe. Heavy on the leopard-print.

    6. Do you like dwarves?

    • Yes.
    • No.
    • Meh.

    7. When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?

    • Powerful
    • Feared
    • Rich
    • Useful
    • Free
    • All of the above

    8. You see a legendary figure strutting through town. What do you do?

    • I try to get an autograph.
    • I try to start a conversation.
    • I giggle with my friends.
    • I put on a hooded cloack and go sit in a dark corner at the local inn and hope the legendary adventurer will come talk to me.

    9. After an epic struggle, you’ve finally reached the dragon’s lair. What do you do?

    • I punch the dragon in the face.
    • I run for my life.
    • I sigh with relief. Finally, a challenge!
    • Depends. What color is it?

    10. You’re walking in the forest when you come upon a wounded animal. What do you do?

    • Case the critter for valuable pelts, fangs, etc.
    • I pour a spare healing potion down its throat.
    • I put it out of its misery. Then I cook it for dinner.
    • I heal the poor creature with my spells.
    • I mend its wounds, nurse it back to health, and return it to the wild.

    11. A new trading company has set up shop in your town. How do you react?

    • I sneak into their warehouse and get a 5-finger discount.
    • I request a catalog of their magical wares.
    • I try to get a job guarding their caravans.
    • I encourage them to donate some proceeds to the poor.
    • I sabotage their animal traps and mining operations.
    • I go shopping!!

    12. The town’s guilds are at war! Whose side are you on?

    • I side with the guild that pays mecrenaries the best salaries.
    • The mage guild – always be on the mages’ side.
    • I kick everyone’s butt, regardless of guild affiliation.
    • As long as they leave me alone, I won’t get involved.

    13. It turns out that the son of the local lord is actually a werewolf. What do you do?

    • I start hoarding silver.
    • I consult my books to learn about lycanthropy.
    • It’s hunting season!
    • I don’t know… Is lycanthropy a disease or a curse?
    • I get out of town until this mess is cleared up by the authorities.

    14. After weeks of campaigning, you reach a new city. What’s the first thing you look for?

    • Wenches.
    • Bulging pockets.
    • The magic shop.
    • The local temple.
    • A way out.
    • A warm bath and a soft bed.

    15. How do you feel about hiking?

    • I love hiking!
    • I don’t get it. It’s just walking but you’re not going anywhere.

    16. How come spellbooks never get ruined, even when mages spend weeks traveling and adventuring?

    • Because wizards are vey careful with their books – they would suck without them.
    • Because the spellbooks are magical.
    • I hate wizards.

    17. An evil deity has offered you vast power in exchange for your soul. What do you do?

    • I try to get him to throw in unlimited wealth, too.
    • Did someone say power? I’m in!
    • I challenge him to a duel. Winner takes all.
    • I refuse. My soul is far more precious than worldly power.
    • Unless he’s a god of nature, I ignore him.
    • If he offers unlimited shoes, I am SO there.

    18. You don’t want to mess with:

    • City guards.
    • Nobles.
    • People who choose to live in ruined temples.
    • Olga.
    • What?

    19. What do you think of fireballs?

    • They are 10d6 of awesomeness.
    • I’ve seen so many friends and foes die in fireballs… Good times!
    • Overrated.

    20. What was your highest level character ever?

    • Fighter / melee combat type
    • Arcane spellcaster
    • Divine spellcaster
    • Archer / Mobility combat type

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196 Comments

  1. Sandrinnad says:

    The Lord of Blades

    You are the Lord of Blades from Eberron! Like the Lord of Blades, you just can’t stand humankind. You’re really tough in a fight, and your charisma helps you rally people to your cause.
    ————–
    cool I think? (have to read up on Eberron). Fun quiz though! :)

  2. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Elminster

    You are Elminster from Forgotten Realms! Like Elminster, you’re eccentric, intelligent, and well-connected. Your humble exterior is merely a mask for your true power, and you’ve always got a trick up your sleeve.

    I didn’t really expect this, but not bad none the less.

  3. @Pharen:

    Well, Janna did a lot of research to come up with the description you get of the character – there’s 40 possible characters.

    But you can trust the power of Google if you need more info. I also found a cool wiki called wikia and they have an Eberron wiki and a Forgotten Realms wiki (and probably more) wikia.com

  4. @ finalresting: I’m happy someone noticed!

  5. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Riverwind

    You are Riverwind from DragonLance! Like Riverwind, you’re the strong, silent type who’d rather stay quiet than say something foolish. You are slow to make friends, but once you do, you’re a loyal ally for life.

    I Liked it!!

  6. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Riverwind
    You are Riverwind from DragonLance! Like Riverwind, you’re the strong, silent type who’d rather stay quiet than say something foolish. You are slow to make friends, but once you do, you’re a loyal ally for life.

    Very fun! :)

  7. Your inner classic D&D character:

    Jarlaxle Baenre

    You are Jarlaxle Baenre from Forgotten Realms! Like Jarlaxle, you are clever, opportunistic, and probably own a pimp hat. You have a distinct personal style that isn’t soon forgotten, and your alliance goes to the highest bidder.

    That’s eerily accurate. And I *do* own a pimp hat!!

  8. Ben Overmyer says:

    I win.

    The Lord of Blades

    You are the Lord of Blades from Eberron! Like the Lord of Blades, you just can’t stand humankind. You’re really tough in a fight, and your charisma helps you rally people to your cause.

  9. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Erandis d’Vol

    You are Erandis d’Vol from Eberron! Like Erandis, you are very powerful – but you don’t always use your greatest resources. You’re also marked by death, and you’ll stop at nothing to get revenge on those who wrong you.

    I have no idea who this character is…..

  10. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Tanis

    You are Tanis Half-Elven from DragonLance! Like Tanis, you get all the hot chicks – even though you’re kinda moody and prone to inner turmoil.

    Haha, same goes for me. I like black holes, all kinds of black holes. xD

  11. ShadeofJeremy says:

    I like this.

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Tanis

    You are Tanis Half-Elven from DragonLance! Like Tanis, you get all the hot chicks – even though you’re kinda moody and prone to inner turmoil.

    Nothing wrong with getting all the hot chicks.

  12. Azalin the Lich

    You are Azalin the Lich from Ravenloft! Like Azalin, you are feared for your draconian tactics. You like to undertake dangerous experiments, and you’ll stop at nothing to escape a bad situation.

    Hmm…I thought I’d be good aligned at least…I guess I must be hiding some dark secret.

  13. Erandis d’Vol

    You are Erandis d’Vol from Eberron! Like Erandis, you are very powerful – but you don’t always use your greatest resources. You’re also marked by death, and you’ll stop at nothing to get revenge on those who wrong you.

    I’ll have to read up on this fellow…I’m not usually big into Eberron…

  14. finalresting says:

    Did anyone else notice that while it is loading the results they THROW a GNOME BLASPHEMY!!!!!

  15. Dalamar the Dark

    You are Dalamar from DragonLance! Like Dalamar, you’re attractive, power-hungry, and like to play the field. You never let a little thing like gaping chest wounds come between you and your goals.

    Hmm….

  16. Khelben “Blackstaff” Arunson

    You are Khelben “Blackstaff” Arunson from Forgotten Realms! Like Khelben, you are powerful, mysterious, and intimidating. You like to see justice served – even if your methods make some people squeamish.

    Hehe sounds about right.

  17. The Mente says:

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Riverwind

    You are Riverwind from DragonLance! Like Riverwind, you’re the strong, silent type who’d rather stay quiet than say something foolish. You are slow to make friends, but once you do, you’re a loyal ally for life.

    I think it really fits with me.
    Great test…

  18. You are Drizzt Do’Urden from Forgotten Realms! Like Drizzt, you often feel like a misunderstood outsider – but you’re a true friend to those who earn your trust. You’re also a cat person.
    Not so popular, but o so true

  19. Mordenkainen

    You are Mordenkainen from Greyhawk! Like Mordenkainen, you are stubborn, difficult, and don’t tolerate foolishness. You also prefer to avoid the limelight and travel incognito.

  20. Arilyn Moonblade

    You are Arilyn Moonblade from Forgotten Realms! Like Arilyn, you are passionate and dangerous. You sometimes feel torn between two worlds, and your mother in law doesn’t really like you.

    Hmm… I don’t know a lot about these guys… is there somewhere with information ’bout them?

  21. Lord Soth

    You are Lord Soth from DragonLance! Like Soth, you’re a homebody who only ventures out on special occasions. You are haunted by the mistakes of your past, but you keep right on going. Some call that tenacity. Others call it undeath.

    WICKED!!!

  22. I’m Drizzt? Bleeding Drizzt? Better take this thing again… ;)

  23. Fizzzbang says:

    Suh-weet!!!!!

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Vecna

    You are Vecna from Greyhawk! Like Vecna, you are terribly powerful and feared by all. You manage to turn setbacks – like missing body parts – into an opportunity to exert control over others. You bide your time, but take bloodthirsty revenge when the moment is right.

  24. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Lady Aribeth

    You are Lady Aribeth from Neverwinter Nights! This paladin of Tyr was never the quite same after her lover’s execution. Like Aribeth, you are noble, honest, and trustworthy – but when someone hurts your loved ones, you go a little psycho.

  25. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Drizzt Do’Urden

    I hate Drizzt i barely finished the book

  26. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Jarlaxle Baenre

    Hell yeah.

  27. Humble Rob says:

    Cool Quiz!

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Goldmoon

    You are Goldmoon from DragonLance! Like Goldmoon, you’re faithful and persistent. You do what you think is right, no matter the consequences, and you often place your duty to others before your personal happiness.

  28. I just took the quiz and looks like I am Lord Soth. Not bad…

  29. halflingzombierunforyourlife says:

    Are you kidding me? I thought I would be a spellcaster but no! I’m freakin Riverwind?

  30. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Artemis Entreri

    You are Artemis Entreri from Forgotten Realms! Like Entreri, you are ruthless, calculating, and empty inside. You hold grudges forever, and utterly destroy all who oppose you. Maybe you should try making friends?

    Oh yeah baby!

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