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  • D&D Sunday Morning Mega Quiz: Which Classic D&D Character Are You?

    Back in June of ’08, Yax helped you channel your inner 4th Edition D&D character. Now we’re bringing you a quiz that gives you an even deeper insight into your inner PC. Do you live for power, money, fame, or pure adventure? Are you more like Drizzt Do’Urden or Raistlin Majere? Answer the questions below to find out which classic D&D character you are.

    1. You’re at the inn. An old sage sits in the corner, mumbling to himself. What do you do?

    • I pick his pockets.
    • I go listen. Plot hooks often hide in senile mutterings.
    • I get bored and start a bar fight.
    • I ask the old man if he needs our help.
    • I’m not around. I hate the indoors.
    • An inn?! It had better be a 5-star establishment, or I’m gone.

    2. You’re roaming through the bazaar. You catch a street urchin with his fingers in your coin purse. What do you do?

    • I get my coins back. Then I pick his pockets.
    • I zap him with my wand. If he lives, I offer him an apprenticeship.
    • I give him a sound thrashing.
    • I let him keep the money. He probably needs it more than I do.
    • I call the guards. Unless he stained my clothes, in which case I kill him.

    3. You come upon a damsel in distress. She’s being menaced by a band of brigands. What do you do?

    • I sneak into the fray and pick everyone’s pockets.
    • I totally own the brigands. Blind-folded. With one hand tied behind my back.
    • I rush to the damsel to see if she’s wounded.
    • I pick the brigands off from a distance, then rush in to rescue the damsel.
    • That depends. Is she prettier than me?!

    4. Something’s wrong in the local graveyard. The dead are coming back to life as zombies! What do you do?

    • I run for my life!
    • I grab a weapon. It’s whackin’ time!
    • I brandish my holy symbol!
    • I give the zombies a taste of their own medecine – I take bites out of them!

    5. You find a treasure map. It depicts the ruins of a temple hidden deep in a nearby jungle. What do you do to prepare for the journey?

    • I visit the local library to research the ruins.
    • I buy weapons and rations. Nothing’s more important than food and combat.
    • I pray for guidance.
    • I speak with the jungle creatures to see what they know.
    • I get a dagger strong enough to pry the gems from an idol’s eye sockets – just in case.
    • Jungle?! I buy myself a more appropriate wardrobe. Heavy on the leopard-print.

    6. Do you like dwarves?

    • Yes.
    • No.
    • Meh.

    7. When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?

    • Powerful
    • Feared
    • Rich
    • Useful
    • Free
    • All of the above

    8. You see a legendary figure strutting through town. What do you do?

    • I try to get an autograph.
    • I try to start a conversation.
    • I giggle with my friends.
    • I put on a hooded cloack and go sit in a dark corner at the local inn and hope the legendary adventurer will come talk to me.

    9. After an epic struggle, you’ve finally reached the dragon’s lair. What do you do?

    • I punch the dragon in the face.
    • I run for my life.
    • I sigh with relief. Finally, a challenge!
    • Depends. What color is it?

    10. You’re walking in the forest when you come upon a wounded animal. What do you do?

    • Case the critter for valuable pelts, fangs, etc.
    • I pour a spare healing potion down its throat.
    • I put it out of its misery. Then I cook it for dinner.
    • I heal the poor creature with my spells.
    • I mend its wounds, nurse it back to health, and return it to the wild.

    11. A new trading company has set up shop in your town. How do you react?

    • I sneak into their warehouse and get a 5-finger discount.
    • I request a catalog of their magical wares.
    • I try to get a job guarding their caravans.
    • I encourage them to donate some proceeds to the poor.
    • I sabotage their animal traps and mining operations.
    • I go shopping!!

    12. The town’s guilds are at war! Whose side are you on?

    • I side with the guild that pays mecrenaries the best salaries.
    • The mage guild – always be on the mages’ side.
    • I kick everyone’s butt, regardless of guild affiliation.
    • As long as they leave me alone, I won’t get involved.

    13. It turns out that the son of the local lord is actually a werewolf. What do you do?

    • I start hoarding silver.
    • I consult my books to learn about lycanthropy.
    • It’s hunting season!
    • I don’t know… Is lycanthropy a disease or a curse?
    • I get out of town until this mess is cleared up by the authorities.

    14. After weeks of campaigning, you reach a new city. What’s the first thing you look for?

    • Wenches.
    • Bulging pockets.
    • The magic shop.
    • The local temple.
    • A way out.
    • A warm bath and a soft bed.

    15. How do you feel about hiking?

    • I love hiking!
    • I don’t get it. It’s just walking but you’re not going anywhere.

    16. How come spellbooks never get ruined, even when mages spend weeks traveling and adventuring?

    • Because wizards are vey careful with their books – they would suck without them.
    • Because the spellbooks are magical.
    • I hate wizards.

    17. An evil deity has offered you vast power in exchange for your soul. What do you do?

    • I try to get him to throw in unlimited wealth, too.
    • Did someone say power? I’m in!
    • I challenge him to a duel. Winner takes all.
    • I refuse. My soul is far more precious than worldly power.
    • Unless he’s a god of nature, I ignore him.
    • If he offers unlimited shoes, I am SO there.

    18. You don’t want to mess with:

    • City guards.
    • Nobles.
    • People who choose to live in ruined temples.
    • Olga.
    • What?

    19. What do you think of fireballs?

    • They are 10d6 of awesomeness.
    • I’ve seen so many friends and foes die in fireballs… Good times!
    • Overrated.

    20. What was your highest level character ever?

    • Fighter / melee combat type
    • Arcane spellcaster
    • Divine spellcaster
    • Archer / Mobility combat type

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196 Comments

  1. Werepanda says:

    Oh really, I’m the only one who got: Your inner classic D&D character:
    Cattie-Brie

    You are Cattie-Brie from Forgotten Realms! Like Cattie-Brie, you are tough and stubborn, but wise and pragmatic. You don’t let a little thing like unhealable leg wounds keep you down. When an opportunity ends, you quickly find another.

    Maybe other people were ashamed lol. I always was more in touch with my feminine side. There are so many characters for this quiz- awesome!

  2. Lady Aribeth, kinda disappointed with that one.

  3. Dalamar the Dark
    You are Dalamar from DragonLance! Like Dalamar, you’re attractive, power-hungry, and like to play the field. You never let a little thing like gaping chest wounds come between you and your goals.

    nice! ^_^

  4. You are Sturm Brightblade from DragonLance! Like Sturm, you take your honor very seriously, but you’ve been known to give in to temptation in moments of weakness

    sweet ^_^

  5. KintarosTiger says:

    I’m Arilyn Moonblade… who is she? *ducks for cover*

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Arilyn Moonblade

    You are Arilyn Moonblade from Forgotten Realms! Like Arilyn, you are passionate and dangerous. You sometimes feel torn between two worlds, and your mother in law doesn’t really like you.

  6. roland of stormhold says:

    Tika

    You are Tika from DragonLance! Like Tika, you have a childish fascination with magic, and you won’t hesitate to whap a baddie upside the head with an iron skillet. (Hey, whatever works!)

    hmmmm…Tika. Could be worse, gotta love the skillet as a blunt weapon.

  7. monkeyman says:

    What the heck? All the answers I gave were like a kindhearted, humble paladin or something. The only similarity between me and Strahd is the tendency toward romance, but his is obsessive. Kinda was hoping to get something else lol.

    Strahd von Zarovich

    You are count Strahd von Zarovich from Ravenloft! Like Strahd, you are the absolute master of your domain. It’s almost impossible to escape from you, but you do have a weakness for a certain star-crossed love.

  8. Soveliss Nailo says:

    Wow my inner classic dnd character is Laurana from dragon lance it said

    You are Laurana from DragonLance! Like Laurana, you can be immature at times, but you show real strength when the occasion demands it. You definitely have an inner diva, though.

    wow this really doesnt make me look gay at all, my girl friend is going to laugh at this.

  9. Balabalalde says:

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Erandis d’Vol
    You are Erandis d’Vol from Eberron! Like Erandis, you are very powerful – but you don’t always use your greatest resources. You’re also marked by death, and you’ll stop at nothing to get revenge on those who wrong you.

  10. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Khelben “Blackstaff” Arunson

    You are Khelben “Blackstaff” Arunson from Forgotten Realms! Like Khelben, you are powerful, mysterious, and intimidating. You like to see justice served – even if your methods make some people squeamish.

    Wow, that’s REALLY accurate. Spooky.

  11. It’s really surprisingly accurate…

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Sturm Brightblade

    You are Sturm Brightblade from DragonLance! Like Sturm, you take your honor very seriously, but you’ve been known to give in to temptation in moments of weakness.

  12. I’m Flint. Dwarves rule!

  13. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Storm Silverhand

    You are Storm Silverhand from Forgotten Realms! Like Storm, you are gifted, adventurous, and universally loved. Anything you want is yours for the asking, especially when you turn on the charm.

  14. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Storm Silverhand

    You are Storm Silverhand from Forgotten Realms! Like Storm, you are gifted, adventurous, and universally loved. Anything you want is yours for the asking, especially when you turn on the charm

    nice :D

  15. I took it once and got:

    Elminster

    You are Elminster from Forgotten Realms! Like Elminster, you’re eccentric, intelligent, and well-connected. Your humble exterior is merely a mask for your true power, and you’ve always got a trick up your sleeve.

    Then I took it again and got:

    Arilyn Moonblade

    You are Arilyn Moonblade from Forgotten Realms! Like Arilyn, you are passionate and dangerous. You sometimes feel torn between two worlds, and your mother in law doesn’t really like you.

    ooooooooooooooooo!

    Interesting…

    <3 Dani

  16. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Dalamar the Dark

    You are Dalamar from DragonLance! Like Dalamar, you’re attractive, power-hungry, and like to play the field. You never let a little thing like gaping chest wounds come between you and your goals.

    Hm. CHA was my dump stat, but the rest is true…especially the ‘gaping chest wounds’ bit.
    “Does anyone need healing?” “I have 5 hp, I’m fine!”

  17. Vecna

    You are Vecna from Greyhawk! Like Vecna, you are terribly powerful and feared by all. You manage to turn setbacks – like missing body parts – into an opportunity to exert control over others. You bide your time, but take bloodthirsty revenge when the moment is right.

    Simply cool :)

  18. Who is Wulfgar?!?!?! LOL Wulfgar of Icewind Dales….

  19. Who or what is a Wulfgar?!

  20. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Caramon Majere

    You are Caramon Majere from DragonLance! Like Caramon, you like to take your time and think before you speak. You’re also fiercely protective of the ones you love, even to your own detriment.

  21. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Jarlaxle Baenre

    You are Jarlaxle Baenre from Forgotten Realms! Like Jarlaxle, you are clever, opportunistic, and probably own a pimp hat. You have a distinct personal style that isn’t soon forgotten, and your alliance goes to the highest bidder.

  22. You are Caramon Majere from DragonLance! Like Caramon, you like to take your time and think before you speak. You’re also fiercely protective of the ones you love, even to your own detriment.

    Weird, he’s one of my most hated characters I have ever read in Dragonlance, was hoping for his twin, Raistlin Majere.

  23. I’m Volo! any Volos out there?

  24. Elminster

    You are Elminster from Forgotten Realms! Like Elminster, you’re eccentric, intelligent, and well-connected. Your humble exterior is merely a mask for your true power, and you’ve always got a trick up your sleeve.

    So all you guys can suck it.

  25. Mystra be praised. To be among the Chosen :-) … I’m guessing pre-4e ;-(

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Elminster

    You are Elminster from Forgotten Realms! Like Elminster, you’re eccentric, intelligent, and well-connected. Your humble exterior is merely a mask for your true power, and you’ve always got a trick up your sleeve.

  26. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Bruenor Battlehammer

    You are Bruenor Battlehammer from Forgotten Realms! Like Bruenor, you are tough, fatherly, and brave. You judge people based on their merit, not their outward appearance or their past.

    I knew I could play a bad a**…but a short one? At least I’m tough….lol

  27. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Elminster

    You are Elminster from Forgotten Realms! Like Elminster, you’re eccentric, intelligent, and well-connected. Your humble exterior is merely a mask for your true power, and you’ve always got a trick up your sleeve.

    Hah! I knew it! I was sure I was on the road to incredible awesomeness, but now I have proof!
    If you fear me, when I become ruler of the world I may make you my slaves.

  28. “…But I’m a GUY”

    Sorry, Jimmy. The quiz knows you better than you know yourself! :)

  29. Lady Aribeth

    You are Lady Aribeth from Neverwinter Nights! This paladin of Tyr was never the quite same after her lover’s execution. Like Aribeth, you are noble, honest, and trustworthy – but when someone hurts your loved ones, you go a little psycho.

    …But I’m a GUY

  30. i’m:

    Lord Soth

    You are Lord Soth from DragonLance! Like Soth, you’re a homebody who only ventures out on special occasions. You are haunted by the mistakes of your past, but you keep right on going. Some call that tenacity. Others call it undeath.

    huhuhoo, i command a horde of undead knights!

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