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Which classic D&D Character Are You?

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  • D&D Sunday Morning Mega Quiz: Which Classic D&D Character Are You?

    Back in June of ’08, Yax helped you channel your inner 4th Edition D&D character. Now we’re bringing you a quiz that gives you an even deeper insight into your inner PC. Do you live for power, money, fame, or pure adventure? Are you more like Drizzt Do’Urden or Raistlin Majere? Answer the questions below to find out which classic D&D character you are.

    1. You’re at the inn. An old sage sits in the corner, mumbling to himself. What do you do?

    • I pick his pockets.
    • I go listen. Plot hooks often hide in senile mutterings.
    • I get bored and start a bar fight.
    • I ask the old man if he needs our help.
    • I’m not around. I hate the indoors.
    • An inn?! It had better be a 5-star establishment, or I’m gone.

    2. You’re roaming through the bazaar. You catch a street urchin with his fingers in your coin purse. What do you do?

    • I get my coins back. Then I pick his pockets.
    • I zap him with my wand. If he lives, I offer him an apprenticeship.
    • I give him a sound thrashing.
    • I let him keep the money. He probably needs it more than I do.
    • I call the guards. Unless he stained my clothes, in which case I kill him.

    3. You come upon a damsel in distress. She’s being menaced by a band of brigands. What do you do?

    • I sneak into the fray and pick everyone’s pockets.
    • I totally own the brigands. Blind-folded. With one hand tied behind my back.
    • I rush to the damsel to see if she’s wounded.
    • I pick the brigands off from a distance, then rush in to rescue the damsel.
    • That depends. Is she prettier than me?!

    4. Something’s wrong in the local graveyard. The dead are coming back to life as zombies! What do you do?

    • I run for my life!
    • I grab a weapon. It’s whackin’ time!
    • I brandish my holy symbol!
    • I give the zombies a taste of their own medecine – I take bites out of them!

    5. You find a treasure map. It depicts the ruins of a temple hidden deep in a nearby jungle. What do you do to prepare for the journey?

    • I visit the local library to research the ruins.
    • I buy weapons and rations. Nothing’s more important than food and combat.
    • I pray for guidance.
    • I speak with the jungle creatures to see what they know.
    • I get a dagger strong enough to pry the gems from an idol’s eye sockets – just in case.
    • Jungle?! I buy myself a more appropriate wardrobe. Heavy on the leopard-print.

    6. Do you like dwarves?

    • Yes.
    • No.
    • Meh.

    7. When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?

    • Powerful
    • Feared
    • Rich
    • Useful
    • Free
    • All of the above

    8. You see a legendary figure strutting through town. What do you do?

    • I try to get an autograph.
    • I try to start a conversation.
    • I giggle with my friends.
    • I put on a hooded cloack and go sit in a dark corner at the local inn and hope the legendary adventurer will come talk to me.

    9. After an epic struggle, you’ve finally reached the dragon’s lair. What do you do?

    • I punch the dragon in the face.
    • I run for my life.
    • I sigh with relief. Finally, a challenge!
    • Depends. What color is it?

    10. You’re walking in the forest when you come upon a wounded animal. What do you do?

    • Case the critter for valuable pelts, fangs, etc.
    • I pour a spare healing potion down its throat.
    • I put it out of its misery. Then I cook it for dinner.
    • I heal the poor creature with my spells.
    • I mend its wounds, nurse it back to health, and return it to the wild.

    11. A new trading company has set up shop in your town. How do you react?

    • I sneak into their warehouse and get a 5-finger discount.
    • I request a catalog of their magical wares.
    • I try to get a job guarding their caravans.
    • I encourage them to donate some proceeds to the poor.
    • I sabotage their animal traps and mining operations.
    • I go shopping!!

    12. The town’s guilds are at war! Whose side are you on?

    • I side with the guild that pays mecrenaries the best salaries.
    • The mage guild – always be on the mages’ side.
    • I kick everyone’s butt, regardless of guild affiliation.
    • As long as they leave me alone, I won’t get involved.

    13. It turns out that the son of the local lord is actually a werewolf. What do you do?

    • I start hoarding silver.
    • I consult my books to learn about lycanthropy.
    • It’s hunting season!
    • I don’t know… Is lycanthropy a disease or a curse?
    • I get out of town until this mess is cleared up by the authorities.

    14. After weeks of campaigning, you reach a new city. What’s the first thing you look for?

    • Wenches.
    • Bulging pockets.
    • The magic shop.
    • The local temple.
    • A way out.
    • A warm bath and a soft bed.

    15. How do you feel about hiking?

    • I love hiking!
    • I don’t get it. It’s just walking but you’re not going anywhere.

    16. How come spellbooks never get ruined, even when mages spend weeks traveling and adventuring?

    • Because wizards are vey careful with their books – they would suck without them.
    • Because the spellbooks are magical.
    • I hate wizards.

    17. An evil deity has offered you vast power in exchange for your soul. What do you do?

    • I try to get him to throw in unlimited wealth, too.
    • Did someone say power? I’m in!
    • I challenge him to a duel. Winner takes all.
    • I refuse. My soul is far more precious than worldly power.
    • Unless he’s a god of nature, I ignore him.
    • If he offers unlimited shoes, I am SO there.

    18. You don’t want to mess with:

    • City guards.
    • Nobles.
    • People who choose to live in ruined temples.
    • Olga.
    • What?

    19. What do you think of fireballs?

    • They are 10d6 of awesomeness.
    • I’ve seen so many friends and foes die in fireballs… Good times!
    • Overrated.

    20. What was your highest level character ever?

    • Fighter / melee combat type
    • Arcane spellcaster
    • Divine spellcaster
    • Archer / Mobility combat type

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196 Comments

  1. St. Bashy says:

    Cattie-Brie

    You are Cattie-Brie from Forgotten Realms! Like Cattie-Brie, you are tough and stubborn, but wise and pragmatic. You don’t let a little thing like unhealable leg wounds keep you down. When an opportunity ends, you quickly find another.

    I like.

  2. St. Bashy says:

    Hmm… still wondering who I am after all this time…

  3. Apparently it doesn’t give you the result until after you leave a comment. I’m…

    You are Mordenkainen from Greyhawk! Like Mordenkainen, you are stubborn, difficult, and don’t tolerate foolishness. You also prefer to avoid the limelight and travel incognito

  4. Yeah, it’s not working for me in internet explorer or firefox

  5. Shiwanabe says:

    Or maybe it just waited for me to put that comment in before giving it… and here’s me without an edit option. Oh well, such is life.

  6. Shiwanabe says:

    Not sure what’s up, but yeah, the quiz doesn’t seem to want to load the results in the latest version of firefox, just puts you back on the questions page. might not register the changed cookies or something. Would’ve been nice to know what i actually got from the quiz. -_-

  7. @Dooda WoW it seems I am not the only one

  8. I took The Inner DnD Character Test a while ago and My Result was Raistlin the Mage From Dragon Lance out of all of these people I am the only one that got him WOW I feel Special.

  9. I also do not see it. Shame, looked like a nice test. (I’m using Chrome by the way)

  10. hey where’s the result, i dont see it :/

  11. Redhobbit says:

    I can’t see my results either using Firefox.

  12. Kushinada says:

    I can’t see my results, anyone now why?

  13. DreamQuestin says:

    Strangely, Anaerin, it didn’t work for me either until I reloaded the page?? Then it told me:

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Tenser
    You are Tenser from Greyhawk! Like Tenser, you believe in the powers of transportation and transformation. You are an inspiration to others, but you tirelessly seek revenge on those who betray you.

  14. Erm… This quiz is broken in both FireFox 3, Google Chrome and IE8…

  15. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Wulfgar

    You are Wulfgar from Forgotten Realms (not the Wulfgar from the 1981 Sly Stallone movie Nighthawks)! Like Wulfgar, you are strong, heroic, and doomed to have many failed romances. Tread carefully, lest you lose touch with your roots and become an alcoholic hermit.

  16. Emilie-Anne Larouche says:

    Marked by death a. Sweetness, I always did love a little too much playing evil characters…

  17. Drizzt Do’Urden

    You are Drizzt Do’Urden from Forgotten Realms! Like Drizzt, you often feel like a misunderstood outsider – but you’re a true friend to those who earn your trust. You’re also a cat person.

    So im Drizzt, i knew…

  18. Sturm Brightblade

    You are Sturm Brightblade from DragonLance! Like Sturm, you take your honor very seriously, but you’ve been known to give in to temptation in moments of weakness.

  19. You are Raistlin Majere from DragonLance! Like Raistlin, you are intelligent, sarcastic, and disdainful of shallow things. You resent it when people try to protect you from yourself, and you show tenderness to the weak and downtrodden. HaHa I am a demigod

  20. Really? No Neeva’s?

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Neeva

    You are Neeva from Dark Sun! Like Neeva, you’re a tough leader who likes to get physical. You fight viciously for a good cause. Your kids will go on to do great things someday.

  21. Wolf-Shifter Druid says:

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Drizzt Do’Urden

    You are Drizzt Do’Urden from Forgotten Realms! Like Drizzt, you often feel like a misunderstood outsider – but you’re a true friend to those who earn your trust. You’re also a cat person.

    I can agree with everything but the cat person part…I hate cats, i’m a dog guy.

  22. Sweet!

    Elminster

    You are Elminster from Forgotten Realms! Like Elminster, you’re eccentric, intelligent, and well-connected. Your humble exterior is merely a mask for your true power, and you’ve always got a trick up your sleeve.

  23. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Vecna

    You are Vecna from Greyhawk! Like Vecna, you are terribly powerful and feared by all. You manage to turn setbacks – like missing body parts – into an opportunity to exert control over others. You bide your time, but take bloodthirsty revenge when the moment is right.

    Huh?

  24. Malleon the Reaver
    You are Malleon the Reaver from Eberron! Like Malleon, you are cruel, destructive, and like to enslave weaker beings. You’re also a tad superstitious and you probably believe in ghosts.

    I did not know that about myself… well might as well get me some minions
    :-)

  25. Erandis d’Vol

    You are Erandis d’Vol from Eberron! Like Erandis, you are very powerful – but you don’t always use your greatest resources. You’re also marked by death, and you’ll stop at nothing to get revenge on those who wrong you.

  26. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Flint Fireforge

    You are Flint Fireforge from DragonLance! Like Flint, you have a gruff exterior that hides a heart of gold. You always do what you think is right – even if you grumble about it.

  27. Laurana

    You are Laurana from DragonLance! Like Laurana, you can be immature at times, but you show real strength when the occasion demands it. You definitely have an inner diva, though.

  28. martialman202 says:

    Your inner classic D&D character:
    Tenser

    You are Tenser from Greyhawk! Like Tenser, you believe in the powers of transportation and transformation. You are an inspiration to others, but you tirelessly seek revenge on those who betray you.

  29. Your inner classic D&D character:
    Storm Silverhand

    You are Storm Silverhand from Forgotten Realms! Like Storm, you are gifted, adventurous, and universally loved. Anything you want is yours for the asking, especially when you turn on the charm.

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